How to catch a mouse.

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Or you could be an asshole and kill it with a glue trap, mouse trap, or poisoning, if you were so inclined.

But me? I let the little fuckers go.

inb4 stories of animal abuse at Ross or some shit


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    bstaples

    And then you fill that shit up with scalding hot water because fuck mice

    rebelyell2006

    Did you know that you can kill a mouse by hitting it over the head with a PVC pipe? They have very fragile bones and spines.

    And fuck mice, they spread disease and cause more property damage than termites and those fucking squirrels that ate their way into my attic.

    jackster85

    Sweet let me release the mouse so that it can get back into my or someoneelse’s house.

    Sounds like a plan.

    pro_junior

    “animal abuse at Ross” heh

    nyoki

    Kitty takes care of indoor pest control and puppy deals w/ the outdoor ones.

    ian356094

    You pansies and your problems.

    I have to deal with dragons.

    MonkeyHitman

    fucking Asians lol more like a tsunami 😛

    Aquaman43

    oh my.

    billcar50

    Indeed.

    Cy85

    Well what the fuck, Aquaman? I don’t see you helping the situation on CNN.

    sleepyjoe256

    That’s because he can’t do shit on land.

    Inpho Sys

    unless you released it across town, it’s back in your house, pissing on your cotton balls

    LordDoug

    I caught a mouse at work with an empty cough drop box. That guy could climb walls though and run like a beast, but I got him. Trapping isn’t nearly as fun as the chase.