Jesus -v- Zombie

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    natedog

    jesus brought a few dead people back to life. that means he made zombies… WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

    oh, wait

    Korinthian

    Oh come on, you don’t actually believe that part, right?

    natedog

    what’s it to you if i believe in zombies?

    Korinthian

    Perhaps I could recommend Voodoo? It’s a much cooler than Christianity, and although it is similarly based on fear and magical spells, Voodoo’s got superior rituals (some which include nudity).

    natedog

    i dont practice santeria, i aint got no crystal ball. i seen a million gods and my god just beats em all

    srsly, jesus loves me

    Korinthian

    Don’t be silly, Jesus would never love a rapper wannabe.

    Perhaps you should try prostitution instead.

    Korinthian

    A large part of the Catholics don’t actually know that the church wants them to think that the wafer and wine turn into the *literal* flesh and blood of Jesus.

    Someone ought to inform them that they belong to a cannibalistic sect.

    slag

    If you are catholic and believe transubstantiation is symbolic then you can be excommunicated.

    I’d rather worship zombies.

    Dreth

    Notice how it says “Doesn’t exist” instead of “Can’t exist”.

    That leaves it open for any future changes, however, anyone with a brain will tell you that zombies will show up sooner than a confused spiritual deity with triple identities.

    Korinthian

    Some believe that the Republicans are it.

    Noel Curry

    “Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from.” – and yet you somehow managed to put the name of your website directly over the name of my website – www.djbogtrotter.co.uk – at the bottom of the image. I have absolutely no problem with other sites reprinting my comics, but this is shoddy behaviour.

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