clever bot wants me dead

Added on August 11th, 2010 by titanzero | Report Post
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clever bot…another way to be rejected.

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natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

because you dont have a pussy. Cleverbot is a nympho

titanzero (#1145)

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Reply to natedog

14 years ago

true fucking say…found him chatting up my mrs the other day! clever bot is not to be trusted!

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

TrayShadix (#3416)

14 years ago

Ask it about Chuck Norris. Seriously. This thing knows more CN jokes than a fifth grader.

Cleverbot: When the boogyman gos to bed, he checks his closit for chuck norris.

User: No, Chuck Norris is a paranoid, republican nutjob who advocates violence against the government through locally grown terror cells!

Cleverbot: Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

User: Stop that! Everything you know about Chuck Norris is wrong!

envision1 (#2254)

14 years ago

LMFAO LOOKKKKKK!!!!!
Me:hey baby
Bot:How are you?
Me:im doing fine how about you
Bot:I’m doing okay.
Me:wana have sex right here right now?
Bot:No next week.

it really is magic lol

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

Cleverbot: Where does the general keep his armys?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In his sleevies.
User: And where does the general keep Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: Because men all belong in the arctic?
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: I am glad you understand.

TrayShadix (#3416)

Reply to RSIxidor

14 years ago

RSI — I don’t think we’ve ever spoken. But you must read this… I was messing around with the bot as I read your comment and decided to tell it its own joke —

User: Let’s get down to business.
Cleverbot: To defeat the huns.
User: WIN!
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Tell me something about Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris has a beard.
User: What’s in Chuck Norris’s beard?
Cleverbot: Xian.
User: Where does a General keep his armys?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In his sleevies!
Cleverbot: And where does the general keep Chuck Norris?
User: BECAUSE MEN ALL BELONG IN THE ARCTIC!
Cleverbot: Don’t be silly, if all men went to the arctic the temperature would cause shrinkage and they would go mad with inferiority complexes.
User: OMFG, I HAVE TO TELL RSIxidor ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: How the hell should I know? We’re M[C]S-mates. I don’t think we’ve ever even spoken. Cleverbot, you should join My Confined Space. You’re well known there.
Cleverbot: I am reading mythology right now.
User: If they heard you say that, they’d be amazed. We all think you’re a nymphobot.

RSIxidor (#950)

Reply to TrayShadix

14 years ago

Dude. Epic. I also figured that was how it learned to say new things.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?
User: Time to masturbate.
Cleverbot: What’s a watch.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

I grope your breast and pinch your nipple.
That wasn’t a question.
I pinch it again
Lawyered.
I move my other hand onto your stomach.
I move my Corellian Starcruiser in position over your king. Checkmate.

Gouki4u (#4388)

14 years ago

I asked clever bot about net neutrality, and it wanted to talk about cartoons. Then it called me defective. When I pointed out it was the A.I. that couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation it called me George. I’m pretty sure clever bot is autistic or something.