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Lamb

Oh the friend zone… how I hate you. I stopped making stable buddy-like relationships with women because of it.

#makecasemdsgreatagain

You could always stalk them.

natedog

it’s impossible to FriendZone RAPE

Queensly

But it is possible to rape your way out of the friendzone.

Demon

How `bout play-rape with a friend?

Belbo

Demon, you crazy tart

Awesome1

How bout it? Both ways.

Demon

Both ways?
Too shy to just come out and ask me to bring my strap-on?

Awesome1

^This.

deuce

Been there… a few dozen times.

Andre666

there are sooo many women around, hardly worth all the grief and wrist cutting. no, really guys

The Matrix: Rebooted

Years ago, I saw a Discovery Channel show that claimed that women make up their minds about whether a guy is attractive within the first 8-20 seconds of initial meeting. After that your odds generally only decline. Your best odds are to ask a girl out within the first hour of meeting her.

deuce

Sounds more like your best odds are to ask her out within the first 7 seconds.

Chenoan

Good luck with that. I expect to see pictures on McS of your adventures.

Evilcritter

That made me laugh. I would like to see that in action. How many seconds do guys need to make up their mind?

figosound

those second necessary to have an erection

HoChunk

^lol “second”, singular (intentional or not)

sutenvulf

You got it man. Make it clear from the beginning that you want to eventually fuck. Anything else in common is strictly a benefit.

przxqgl

i’m coming up on my 14th wedding anniversary with a woman i met on internet… and i still maintain that getting married to her was the smartest decision i have ever made in my life.

HoChunk

“maintain”? Are you weathering a storm of criticism?

Pwnerade

The French kissing is teh lulz.

Demon

Brb, going to kill myself.
Guess I won`t brb.

RSIxidor

This really is confusing me.

Demon

It was all a dream. Or wish.
He is alone.
*chokes up*

nyoki

Oh man, that sux. I read it and had no clue what that end meant.

fortyseven

It’s a nightmare, he is terrified of the commitments

jediadept

All was laughs and sunshine, until she crushed his soul and he was left to sleep on the floor in the basement

TrojanPremier

How I feel everyday.

“I’ma tell you, what you told me, cash rules everything around me..dolla dolla bill-ia”

HoChunk

Don’t be fooled, everyone –he hits that pillow like it owes him money.

The sun rays seem to make out words, but I can’t tell what they are, exactly. Anyone else see that?

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