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    Lamb

    Oh the friend zone… how I hate you. I stopped making stable buddy-like relationships with women because of it.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    You could always stalk them.

    natedog

    it’s impossible to FriendZone RAPE

    Queensly

    But it is possible to rape your way out of the friendzone.

    Demon

    How `bout play-rape with a friend?

    Belbo

    Demon, you crazy tart

    Awesome1

    How bout it? Both ways.

    Demon

    Both ways?
    Too shy to just come out and ask me to bring my strap-on?

    Awesome1

    ^This.

    deuce

    Been there… a few dozen times.

    Andre666

    there are sooo many women around, hardly worth all the grief and wrist cutting. no, really guys

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Years ago, I saw a Discovery Channel show that claimed that women make up their minds about whether a guy is attractive within the first 8-20 seconds of initial meeting. After that your odds generally only decline. Your best odds are to ask a girl out within the first hour of meeting her.

    deuce

    Sounds more like your best odds are to ask her out within the first 7 seconds.

    Chenoan

    Good luck with that. I expect to see pictures on McS of your adventures.

    Evilcritter

    That made me laugh. I would like to see that in action. How many seconds do guys need to make up their mind?

    figosound

    those second necessary to have an erection

    HoChunk

    ^lol @ “second”, singular (intentional or not)

    sutenvulf

    You got it man. Make it clear from the beginning that you want to eventually fuck. Anything else in common is strictly a benefit.

    przxqgl

    i’m coming up on my 14th wedding anniversary with a woman i met on internet… and i still maintain that getting married to her was the smartest decision i have ever made in my life.

    HoChunk

    “maintain”? Are you weathering a storm of criticism?

    Pwnerade

    The French kissing is teh lulz.

    Demon

    Brb, going to kill myself.
    Guess I won`t brb.

    RSIxidor

    This really is confusing me.

    Demon

    It was all a dream. Or wish.
    He is alone.
    *chokes up*

    nyoki

    Oh man, that sux. I read it and had no clue what that end meant.

    fortyseven

    It’s a nightmare, he is terrified of the commitments

    jediadept

    All was laughs and sunshine, until she crushed his soul and he was left to sleep on the floor in the basement

    TrojanPremier

    How I feel everyday.

    “I’ma tell you, what you told me, cash rules everything around me..dolla dolla bill-ia”

    HoChunk

    Don’t be fooled, everyone –he hits that pillow like it owes him money.

    The sun rays seem to make out words, but I can’t tell what they are, exactly. Anyone else see that?