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    Oh the friend zone… how I hate you. I stopped making stable buddy-like relationships with women because of it.


    You could always stalk them.


    it’s impossible to FriendZone RAPE


    But it is possible to rape your way out of the friendzone.


    How `bout play-rape with a friend?


    Demon, you crazy tart


    How bout it? Both ways.


    Both ways?
    Too shy to just come out and ask me to bring my strap-on?




    Been there… a few dozen times.


    there are sooo many women around, hardly worth all the grief and wrist cutting. no, really guys

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Years ago, I saw a Discovery Channel show that claimed that women make up their minds about whether a guy is attractive within the first 8-20 seconds of initial meeting. After that your odds generally only decline. Your best odds are to ask a girl out within the first hour of meeting her.


    Sounds more like your best odds are to ask her out within the first 7 seconds.


    Good luck with that. I expect to see pictures on McS of your adventures.


    That made me laugh. I would like to see that in action. How many seconds do guys need to make up their mind?


    those second necessary to have an erection


    ^lol “second”, singular (intentional or not)


    You got it man. Make it clear from the beginning that you want to eventually fuck. Anything else in common is strictly a benefit.


    i’m coming up on my 14th wedding anniversary with a woman i met on internet… and i still maintain that getting married to her was the smartest decision i have ever made in my life.


    “maintain”? Are you weathering a storm of criticism?


    The French kissing is teh lulz.


    Brb, going to kill myself.
    Guess I won`t brb.


    This really is confusing me.


    It was all a dream. Or wish.
    He is alone.
    *chokes up*


    Oh man, that sux. I read it and had no clue what that end meant.


    It’s a nightmare, he is terrified of the commitments


    All was laughs and sunshine, until she crushed his soul and he was left to sleep on the floor in the basement


    How I feel everyday.

    “I’ma tell you, what you told me, cash rules everything around me..dolla dolla bill-ia”


    Don’t be fooled, everyone –he hits that pillow like it owes him money.

    Just This Guy, You Know?

    The sun rays seem to make out words, but I can’t tell what they are, exactly. Anyone else see that?

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