A horse walks into a bar…

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Don´t drink and ride / Si bebes, no cabalgues


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    animalmachine

    Sad as it sounds, the first thing I thought when I saw this was Toby Keith…

    Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses…

    Demon

    Probably not the best idea to admit that here.

    animalmachine

    Yeah i know. But I am an honest guy.

    I freaken hate Toby Keith. I want to punch him in the nuts.

    monkeyman767

    Sarah jessica parker is obviously NOT getting any better at showjumping

    titanzero

    for the fucking win

    Queensly

    ….and the barman says “I’ll fuck you with a rake!”

    driver01z

    amazing

    Phyreblade

    And says: “Hey could you get my human here a beer?”

    dogsurfer

    And the bartender says, “Wasn’t Descartes here before you?”
    And the horse says “I think not”, and disappeared.

    dogsurfer

    Too clever for my own good I guess.
    See… The implied pun on “Horse before the cart” and “Horse before Descartes”.
    And Rene Descartes is famous for the quote “I think therefore I am”,
    so when the horse says “I think not”, and ceases to exist, see? Clever? *sigh*

    Phyreblade

    LOL yeah, I think we got it…

    I used to do that. Until I got tired of hearing the awkward silence that would inevitably follow the explanation of a complex/compound punchline…

    😀