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    Sad as it sounds, the first thing I thought when I saw this was Toby Keith…

    Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses…


    Probably not the best idea to admit that here.


    Yeah i know. But I am an honest guy.

    I freaken hate Toby Keith. I want to punch him in the nuts.


    Sarah jessica parker is obviously NOT getting any better at showjumping


    for the fucking win


    ….and the barman says “I’ll fuck you with a rake!”




    And says: “Hey could you get my human here a beer?”


    And the bartender says, “Wasn’t Descartes here before you?”
    And the horse says “I think not”, and disappeared.


    Too clever for my own good I guess.
    See… The implied pun on “Horse before the cart” and “Horse before Descartes”.
    And Rene Descartes is famous for the quote “I think therefore I am”,
    so when the horse says “I think not”, and ceases to exist, see? Clever? *sigh*


    LOL yeah, I think we got it…

    I used to do that. Until I got tired of hearing the awkward silence that would inevitably follow the explanation of a complex/compound punchline…


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