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animalmachine
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Sad as it sounds, the first thing I thought when I saw this was Toby Keith…

Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses…

Demon
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Probably not the best idea to admit that here.

animalmachine
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Yeah i know. But I am an honest guy.

I freaken hate Toby Keith. I want to punch him in the nuts.

monkeyman767
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Sarah jessica parker is obviously NOT getting any better at showjumping

titanzero
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for the fucking win

Queensly
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….and the barman says “I’ll fuck you with a rake!”

driver01z
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amazing

Phyreblade
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And says: “Hey could you get my human here a beer?”

dogsurfer
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And the bartender says, “Wasn’t Descartes here before you?”
And the horse says “I think not”, and disappeared.

dogsurfer
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Too clever for my own good I guess.
See… The implied pun on “Horse before the cart” and “Horse before Descartes”.
And Rene Descartes is famous for the quote “I think therefore I am”,
so when the horse says “I think not”, and ceases to exist, see? Clever? *sigh*

Phyreblade
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LOL yeah, I think we got it…

I used to do that. Until I got tired of hearing the awkward silence that would inevitably follow the explanation of a complex/compound punchline…

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