I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but: I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school in Cameroon. We went out to a Rescue Center (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After aping around a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, my BFF’s are Jane Goodall and Neytiri?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well¦
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her videos on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.