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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Which coutry can kill evry other country in less than one hour?
    (not couting russia.)
    What now fuckers.

    natedog

    hell, we can do it with just an army of raccoons

    Erin

    they could kill everyone and nothing in your country would change, you’d just have nowhere to escape to. But like you’d want to, amirite?

    WistfulD

    um, except that we can’t (without also being destroyed).

    And we’ve all seen over the past nine years how useless this ability is, because everybody knows that we can’t pull the trigger, so it’s a giant paper tiger.

    Dragunov

    China, by fucking with the economy.

    Gilly

    Russia can. Your argument is invalid.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Russia, France, India, the United Kingdom, China, Pakistan… oh, are we under the assumption that we’re the only country with nuclear missiles?

    Tsk, tsk.

    We’re not even #1 for total active nuclear warheads. Russia still leads with 4,650 to our paltry 2,626. But at least we’re keeping that kindergarten “Oh, yeah? We’ll I can beat you up!” mentality alive.

    KommissarKvC

    well thats the american way
    from their troops having to include shouting at the tops of their voices as they charge just to distract themselves from how truly coward scared they are in war, to their “if it looks like we’re losing we’ll use nukes” policy, the best euphemism for USA is the kid in the playground who talks tough and picks a fight, takes one hit and falls on his ass crying, then runs off to the teachers and whines that the other kid is picking on them

    Is that all you’ve got?  Pretty pathetic, really.

    dieAntagonista

    This makes me want to live in Iceland. They don’t even have an army and weren’t involved in any wars.

    Also wow, Estonia? Such a tiny country is #38 in the smallest prison population list. Good god, it must be nothing but prisons over there.

    Kishi

    If I remember correctly, Iceland’s economy is pretty fucked up right now. There was some story I read last year about how they’re having a lot of auto arson cases, because people can’t afford to pay for their expensive car, so they just burn it.

    dieAntagonista

    The economy in most countries is pretty fucked up right now, wouldn’t keep me from going there though.

    jimmieq

    I’m with you. I see a lot of Iceland in the top 3. I should pay that place a visit sometime.

    nyoki

    I love Iceland. For some reason, every flight I’ve taken to Europe has gone through Iceland. The last time we stayed in Iceland for 4 days before catching a flight home. They’ve got some great vacation packages for really good prices.

    Luke Magnifico

    How does one measure democracy and freedom of the press in such a way as to plot them on a scale?

    Queensly

    A ruler

    Tyger42

    Amount of censorship that takes place in our media ( Filtered for language, explicit and otherwise “offensive” content in the US all the time ) for freedom of press. The amount of legislation that takes place without direct voter involvement for Democracy ( Which is a LOT in the US ).

    Luke Magnifico

    Well

    That’s cool

    I suppose

    NoOneInParticular

    “How does one measure democracy and freedom of the press in such a way as to plot them on a scale?”

    Judging from European TV, it’s by the amount of porn during prime time. 😀

    the_duck

    Ummmm….what about GDP?

    Dragunov

    You’d be surprised.

    Also, it’s not how much you have, but what you do with it (Hur hur hur!) as that chart clearly shows.

    ian356094

    America has Hollywood.

    We win!

    Lorfmachine

    Actually dieA, Iceland has had troops in the Afghanistan conflict. They were trained by Norwegian forces in 2004-2005. This was only a small group of people, maybe 12-15, but still, they were there.

    dieAntagonista

    Ah that’s a shame, I didn’t know that. They’re still extremely neutral though, compared to all the other countries. There’s no use denying it, I’m so disappointed man.

    gx5000

    Quality of Healthcare should be Norway…
    That’s the only stat is disagree with….

    Deluxe

    Being French and knowing nothing about Norway healthcare, I would like to know further explanation (that’s a honest question).

    Senshi

    To be honest, I expected the Mobile Phones per Capita to be higher in South Korea than in the U.S. But it has been a while since I was stationed over there so things must have changed. And then I remembered that in the U.S., we have to buy our kids anything they want, so yea… this makes sense now.

    tidewithbleach

    “Oh Reginald… I disagree!”

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzOBlPKZjxE

    Flickerdart

    U-S-A! U-S-A!

    nyoki

    How bad is it for the poorest people in all these countries? I’m guessing the US, Western Europe and Canada are similar, but I don’t know about other countries and I’m curious if we’ve fallen behind there too.
    Also, this is what happens when you go around claiming superiority w/out actually doing anything to maintain that status. You can’t just build a bridge and expect to be fine for the next millenia or two.

    NerfHearder

    BIG COMMENT! lots to say, sorry I’m a patriot. please read. life expectancy in the US is brought down by people who die young, it doesn’t mean that Andorra has 130 yr olds walking around it just means less people die premature deaths. I’ll admit the US isn’t the most democratic, but we were the first big modern nation to go democratic. freedom of the press is not always a good thing. The US has a lot of land to criss cross with broadband cable, you don’t see Russia or Canada out ranking us in internet speed, only small countries.… Read more »

    bluebec

    Oh please… yes life expectancy is brought down by people who die young… so what is the US doing about it? Not a lot. Oh, and I am doubting the accuracy of the entire list of things given that Wikipedia has Japan or Macau as the best life expentancy (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy) If the US isn’t the most democratic, what use is it if it was the first big modern nation to go democratic? What type of claim is that anyway? A measure of democracy is based on: 1. “Whether national elections are free and fair”; 2. “The security of voters”; 3.… Read more »

    tibeaua

    i like how bluebec is getting all of their sources from wikipedia =)

    bluebec

    Its mostly accurate and easy to search. There are further links in the articles to find the external sources. If I was writing a paper for school it’d be properly researched and documented. This is an internet argument, wikipedia will do.

    tibeaua

    yeah sure, but wikipedia is vulnerable to favoritism. just saying.

    bluebec

    Which is why it has such large sections on the US and so few on the rest of the world. You want to do your own research to prove or disprove my points, go right ahead.

    tibeaua

    id hardly call looking up random american stats on wiki research. and thats all i was saying.
    and your first sentence has nothing to do with what my previous reply said.
    nerfherder is smater than you.

    steve-o

    “life expectancy in the US is brought down by people who die young”

    Say what? Compared to – um – other countries where people dying young doesn’t affect the average life expectancy?

    “we were the first big modern nation to go democratic.”

    Wak wak oops! At least 20 countries beat USA to universal suffrage, including old Blighty and even Canada.

    “freedom of the press is not always a good thing”

    Oh, good grief. If I’d realised you were a moron I’d never have started this post.

    Kendo Bunny

    Actually, the reason the US does not have the highest infant survival rate is because the US is one of the only country that counts every single live birth at the time of birth. Even a 1 pound baby who gasps once and dies is counted as a live birth, and thus as a death statistic. Babies in other countries may take up to a week to be registered, particularly preemies. Preemies have the highest rate of survival in the US, but by their nature, they’re more likely to die suddenly in infancy. If you have health care, the USA… Read more »

    bluebec

    Almost, but not quite: “Many countries, including the United States, Sweden or Germany, count an infant exhibiting any sign of life as alive, no matter the month of gestation or the size, but according to United States Centers for Disease Control researchers, some other countries differ in these practices. All of the countries named adopted the WHO definitions in the late 1980s or early 1990s, which are used throughout the European Union. However, in 2009, the US CDC issued a report which stated that the American rates of infant mortality were affected by the United States’ high rates of premature… Read more »

    Deluxe

    “If you have health care, the USA is the best country to get sick in. We have much higher survival rates of cancer, premature birth, AIDS, and various other diseases than most of the world.” Too bad half the population can’t afford it. From a foreigner point of view (hence limited knowledge, correct if wrong): quality of health care seems indeed excellent in the USA, but if you don’t make a ‘metric ton of money’ to pay for it, you’re hardly better than a homeless in France(Europe?) (for whom health care costs zero, including surgery/dental care/and so on). So quality… Read more »

    Kendo Bunny

    Still, the biggest reason our health care is so expensive is because our government regulations are asinine. They mandate that health insurance companies may not cross state lines, mandated comprehensive plans (so no basic accident insurance – instead, we have to pay extra to be covered for services we will never use), and refuse to put caps on malpractice payouts, require medical professionals to serve on medical malpractice juries, and have very few monetary incentives for med students. Also, our malpractice insurance rates are through the roof, because John Edwards and a bunch of other ambulance chasers in the 80’s… Read more »

    steve-o

    No, your health care is expensive precisely because everybody involved has to make profits, and the whole thing is run to suit insurance and drug companies. Take drugs – refer to Mr Google and check out the price of specific drugs either side of the US/Canadian border. Why would government regulations affect the price of pharmaceuticals? US drug mfrs, wholesalers and retailers charge more than those in Canada because they can.