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1. conan776 says:

   January 20, 2010 at 5:28 pm

   Did the penguin tell you that?

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   • fracked again says:

     January 20, 2010 at 7:51 pm

     How does penguin know what polar bear is?

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2. GrandAdmiralThrawn says:

   January 20, 2010 at 6:36 pm

   As if I would carry a revolver.

   I carry a Pistol.

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3. dysan819 says:

   January 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm

   What’s a cabinate?

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   • Maxwell Edison says:

     January 21, 2010 at 6:13 pm

     To put someone in a cabin.

     “I was living in a shack, until they cabinated me.”
     -Some poor person

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4. mikoyangurevich15 says:

   January 20, 2010 at 8:52 pm

   .50 Eagle hand gun.Polar Bears,Penguins,Seals,Eskimos,Kodiak Bears & Alaska State Troopers.Try It work wonders!

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5. Spamtrap says:

   January 20, 2010 at 9:05 pm

   The question I like to ask is “Does this mean you are assuming liability for my personal safety?”

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   • WistfulD says:

     January 20, 2010 at 10:09 pm

     compared to the literal insurance liability of having people dropping their rifles onto the table as they down a burger and fries? From a business perspective, that’s a no brainer.

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6. Gilly says:

   January 20, 2010 at 9:38 pm

   Lol, americans r so stoopid. There’s 7 FEET TALL NIGGAZ ON CRACK hiding under the tables! You need your guns! Or else you will surely not make it through alive!

   It’s a restaurant for fucks sack!

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   • DMYTRIW WDS says:

     January 20, 2010 at 10:08 pm

     This was just a restaurant also.

     en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luby%27s_massacre

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7. WistfulD says:

   January 20, 2010 at 10:08 pm

   And really odd, as almost all states in the U.S. give businesses the right to ask that carriers not come in with their weapons. I’m guessing this is Alaska, maybe people come in with the guns from their racks worrying that they’re vehicles will be broken into if there are visible guns in the back.

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8. Tenspace says:

   January 21, 2010 at 2:09 pm

   Yes, this is common in places frequented by polar bears. I’ve seen banks here in Montana with signs that read, ‘Please leave guns in your vehicle and remove ski masks before entering.’

   Oh, Miko, that Desert Eagle .50 will only piss off a polar bear. The best defense against an angry ursine is a Remington 870-based 12-gauge shorty loaded with slugs:

   www.serbu.com/top/super_shorty_870.jpg

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