lance armstrong on his testicles

lance armstrong on his testicles


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    Dude McCoy

    That’s a hilarious quote. At least he’s not actually bitter about it, though. From the same interview:

    “I don’t have anything against organized religion per se. We all need something in our lives. I personally just have not accepted that belief. But I’m one of the few.”

    sutenvulf

    Wut teh phuk?

    nyoki

    heheh

    TheLotusEater725

    I loled.

    Awesome1

    bwahaha

    lhamilt2

    wow!! is that a legit quote??

    Corman

    “He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” – Deuteronomy 23:1

    Apparently if there was a God, he didn’t want Lance to get in Heaven anyways

    monkeybird02

    If there was a God, Lance Armstrong would have faded into obscurity by now. Geez, he’s such an incredible douchebag. Why cant someone hit him with a truck already?

    RSIxidor

    You have failed it.

    Dj. DreamStar

    haha funny shit
    at least he honest

    bstaples

    Because God is contractually obligated to keep his scrotum full, amirite?

    MonkeyHitman

    yes mam

    mikoyangurevich15

    If there were a God,I`d have a bigger pecker!

    RP

    Fucker should be glad he’s got one nut. What the hell’s god got to do with it?

    Corman

    You and bstaples should read my earlier comment – apparently God has everything to do with it and cares what happens to your genitalia (although he apparently needs you to saw off your foreskin at birth as well…OH and don’t touch your genitals with someone of the same sex…he cares about that too…)
    “God” apparently cares a whole fucking lot about what you do when you’re naked

    MonkeyHitman

    Dude God is a pervert, he watches you when you masterbate.

    Gilly

    Oh, sod off all of you.
    I wish lance ran god over and broke his neck. And then teabagged him.

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