Ctrl + V

Bits and pieces just did a CTRL + V thing that I was rather impressed with, so we’re going to do the same exactly thing here at mcs because we’re just trendy following bitches.

so here’s what you do.  hit ctrl+V and then try to explain why you had that in your clipboard you filthy bastards.


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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    ‘Will do. Call me on Tuesday late afternoon. I’m in Court for most of the day.’

    Billy Manic

    Huh, turns out I had nothing on my clipboard.

    Sarcastastic

    /kkk
    HAHA! I copied an emoticon from MSN last night.

    morpheus

    Sierra Vista Community Health

    –I was filling out a loan application for a customer.

    Xenon2434

    9101010521297938444145

    I was tracking a package.

    mdj1281

    “2006 MINI Cooper Convertible”

    damn it… I knew my boss was going on my computer when I was out…

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    pSAAAR_DFT88.log: SCF Done: E(RB+HF-LYP) = -2239.62159657 a.u. after 12 cycles

    Results from a phosphorolated pentapeptide calculation.

    xtirpation

    lolsburg.myminicity.com

    – helping my friend grow his city lol

    Deluxe

    Edgy

    Was reading Mobigame Edge (iPhone game) vs. Edge Games clash about trademark.

    Mobigame proposed to rename Edge Edgy in US, Edge Games refused saying its the same, and registered Edgy in US the day after. What morons… So I searched for Edgy on USPTO.

    More:
    tigsource.com/articles/2009/06/09/tim-langdell-and-edge-part-two

    xcanadian

    Leighton Meester

    I was looking for her new sex tape on Mininova

    sadly it’s not there… yet

    Svartmetall

    ‘Asperatus’

    I was wallpaper hunting, and that’s the name of a very weird-looking kind of cloud that they’re trying to get offically recognised as a new type. Looks like CG or something, but it’s real…

    blog.pangoproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/asperatus-cloud-over-hanm-002.jpg

    Sticky

    So Jamal said “Fuck this” and went to his grandfather’s tomb.

    For when Tiki’s anti-flood said I was posting too fast so I copied it in case it erased it. In the one-sentence-at-a-time-story, SPEED IS OF THE ESSENCE.

    Alidra

    www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824236053

    shopping for a new monitor for my bf

    mightyattom

    My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken ‘Comfort Wipe’

    – reading the funniest transcripts of people trying to return their “Comfort Wipe”

    RSIxidor

    (some text removed ffs)
    Subject: RE: Regus 1273 / NCR for Arigatou International / CO # 34990

    Hello,
    We have finished the setup for client Arigatou International. Please let us know if we may close the ticket,
    Thank you,

    Joseph Moore
    Managed Services Systems Analyst
    www.inxi.com
    msportal.inxi.com

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    [11:24:29 AM] emilialep says: aber ich will nicht den ganzen tag neben dir sitzen!

    Ah, from an odd argument with the fiance on Skype.

    dieAntagonista

    Hahaha, das arme Mädchen.

    odachi

    ‘Yeah, I’m feeling that our love will grow’

    posting follow up lyrics

    Queensly

    that is fucking funny!

    nyoki

    Lulzy fer sure.

    dieAntagonista

    Hey I found you through Dredz’ profile. I don’t recognise any of your 14 top artists which is a little concerning but I really just felt the need to tell you you’re too gorgeous. And I’m not hitting on you, the Internet just taught me how important beautiful women are. Also, I’m glad to meet another vegan who has no phone and knows Nina Hagen!

    __

    I was hitting on a Canadian girl on last.fm.

    JamesTuskGeorge

    solute

    vutterfly

    “I’m having fun with spawn. I’m not going to delete his posts because then he would win. lol”
    I’m having a troll fight with someone on last.fm. DieA!!! Why don’t you hit on me on last.fm?? ='(

    dieAntagonista

    Sweet, I troll on last.fm as well, mostly people who listen to bad Austrian composers, such as Anton Bruckner.

    We should team up.

    And yeah I’ll hit on you, but first you have to add me so I know where to find you. Here: www.last.fm/user/ArousedNinja

    Saborlas

    Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of fun you have in a video game. Based on my experience with the new Ghostbusters game, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

    Uh, kinda speaks for itself.

    Queensly

    “Park Inn Berlin City-West”
    Planning a much needed holiday

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    having sex with fish

    Kero

    www.rathergood.com/chasm

    Pretty funny game.

    ytsejam6922

    www.1guy-1cup.com

    You really don’t want to know. friend said it was something making fun of 2 girls 1 cup…wow was he lying. Like I said…you really don’t want to know…made me sick. 2 girls 1 cup is totally less nasty than this….

    nyoki

    That’d be the one.

    DisplacedTexan

    2008 SEA DOO 150 Speedster w/ Tower

    DisplacedTexan

    wtf is that little booger picture next to my name?

    suicydking

    news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/827036/internet-underground-takes-on-iran

    I threw this story at my wife earlier today. It’s about how Anonymous is helping Iranians get a spot to communicate on the web without getting cockblocked.

    Inev

    “a round of Mad Libs with Samuel L. Jackson”

    From an especially humorous article about an M-rated game and how one of the characters seems to love the word “motherfucking”, I was sharing the quote to a friend.

    tikikekekekedrunk

    D.C.Cab.DVDRip.XviD.Internal-Eleusis

    elzarcothepale
    cloudmerchant

    Delaware

    That’s what’s in my clipboard. I lol’d when I hit CTRL-V

    Playlist.com is far more awesome than last.fm, dieA.

    Mythstae

    Quadrat Grotesk New Bold

    …trying to find a font.

    stuaxel

    Olivia Munn

    Well that’s just self explanatory. I’m lazy and a blad speller.

    Nyng G

    Pavement – Cut Your Hair

    …GUITAR TAB

    multi_masked

    "No te Aguites"- Los Hollywood

    Its a myspace video of Los Hollywood, a mexican/english band that sounds very much like a latina Gwen Stefani.

    eidolon

    nothing, because I just restarted my computer 😛

    dumbass

    www.amazon.com/Evil-Genius-Catherine-Jinks/dp/0152059881

    i started reading a new book and i got tired of explaining it to people

    one

    Fowarding it to a friend.

    Liam4Now

    I pleasantly found this video of a ‘speed remastered’ version of “Real Love”, one of the last of The Beatles songs (this one was originally a John Lennon single that the ‘Fab 3’ worked into a ‘Fab 4’ song) and was released in 1996. If you compare that version to this one, you can hear that this truly sounds more like the adult John that we knew.

    ——–
    I was posting a video on my blog. Always gotta copy the text before submitting.

    DavidtheLast

    not a fun surgery, but it looks a lot better. 🙂
    ___
    emailing someone, it’s not very funny out of context…oh well

    Ando

    “bra, rollercoaster, ride, cool”
    SEO for a video clip I was seeding.

    Qumefox

    My clipboard is apparently empty. Like my life. 😛 heh

    eddge

    I guess mine is empty too.

    DLDzioba

    www.neopets.com/~Please_Critique
    I know it’s a little long but I want opinions on it now before I revise it and continue with the story.

    Please post a link here, I don’t do poetry but I’ll give a good critique on prose if you give me one. Please, nothing off site, or posted directly on the board.

    If you only post one line of critique I will do the same.

    And yes, I know, the first sentence is jacked up.

    jonco
    Malta Soron

    www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/

    Old Cracked article, I reread it out of boredom.

    Whatwhatomgwhat

    Chapter Review Quiz
    (See related pages)

    Results Reporter
    Out of 9 questions, you answered 8 correctly with a final grade of 89%

    8 correct (89%)
    1 incorrect (11%)
    0 unanswered (0%)

    LOL. Homework.

    El_Chupachichis

    because good is dumb:

    Was looking for a poster on Fark, supposedly had a video of interest re: Iran.

    Deleted_User

    4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan

    xJoshuax

    www.passionshop.com/Giant-Jumbo-Jack-XL.html

    hahahhaha

    i told a friend of mine she needed a dildo that would tickle her lungs. here it is in all its glory

    hvymetal86

    www.myconfinedspace.com/2013/07/28/shh/

    Because I had just linked that page to my fiancee over IM.