Bits and pieces just did a CTRL + V thing that I was rather impressed with, so we’re going to do the same exactly thing here at mcs because we’re just trendy following bitches.
so here’s what you do. hit ctrl+V and then try to explain why you had that in your clipboard you filthy bastards.
bitsandpieces.us/2009/06/18/whats-on-your-clipboard/
because I totally forgot to link to B&P’s site. my bad!
‘Will do. Call me on Tuesday late afternoon. I’m in Court for most of the day.’
Huh, turns out I had nothing on my clipboard.
/kkk
HAHA! I copied an emoticon from MSN last night.
Sierra Vista Community Health
–I was filling out a loan application for a customer.
9101010521297938444145
I was tracking a package.
“2006 MINI Cooper Convertible”
damn it… I knew my boss was going on my computer when I was out…
pSAAAR_DFT88.log: SCF Done: E(RB+HF-LYP) = -2239.62159657 a.u. after 12 cycles
Results from a phosphorolated pentapeptide calculation.
lolsburg.myminicity.com
– helping my friend grow his city lol
Edgy
Was reading Mobigame Edge (iPhone game) vs. Edge Games clash about trademark.
Mobigame proposed to rename Edge Edgy in US, Edge Games refused saying its the same, and registered Edgy in US the day after. What morons… So I searched for Edgy on USPTO.
More:
tigsource.com/articles/2009/06/09/tim-langdell-and-edge-part-two
Leighton Meester
I was looking for her new sex tape on Mininova
sadly it’s not there… yet
‘Asperatus’
I was wallpaper hunting, and that’s the name of a very weird-looking kind of cloud that they’re trying to get offically recognised as a new type. Looks like CG or something, but it’s real…
blog.pangoproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/asperatus-cloud-over-hanm-002.jpg
So Jamal said “Fuck this” and went to his grandfather’s tomb.
For when Tiki’s anti-flood said I was posting too fast so I copied it in case it erased it. In the one-sentence-at-a-time-story, SPEED IS OF THE ESSENCE.
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824236053
shopping for a new monitor for my bf
My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken ‘Comfort Wipe’
– reading the funniest transcripts of people trying to return their “Comfort Wipe”
(some text removed ffs)
Subject: RE: Regus 1273 / NCR for Arigatou International / CO # 34990
Hello,
We have finished the setup for client Arigatou International. Please let us know if we may close the ticket,
Thank you,
Joseph Moore
Managed Services Systems Analyst
www.inxi.com
msportal.inxi.com
[11:24:29 AM] emilialep says: aber ich will nicht den ganzen tag neben dir sitzen!
Ah, from an odd argument with the fiance on Skype.
Hahaha, das arme Mädchen.
‘Yeah, I’m feeling that our love will grow’
posting follow up lyrics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prgm4eKq6d4&feature=player_embedded
Because its fucking funny!
that is fucking funny!
Lulzy fer sure.
Hey I found you through Dredz’ profile. I don’t recognise any of your 14 top artists which is a little concerning but I really just felt the need to tell you you’re too gorgeous. And I’m not hitting on you, the Internet just taught me how important beautiful women are. Also, I’m glad to meet another vegan who has no phone and knows Nina Hagen!
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I was hitting on a Canadian girl on last.fm.
solute
“I’m having fun with spawn. I’m not going to delete his posts because then he would win. lol”
I’m having a troll fight with someone on last.fm. DieA!!! Why don’t you hit on me on last.fm?? ='(
Sweet, I troll on last.fm as well, mostly people who listen to bad Austrian composers, such as Anton Bruckner.
We should team up.
And yeah I’ll hit on you, but first you have to add me so I know where to find you. Here: www.last.fm/user/ArousedNinja
Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of fun you have in a video game. Based on my experience with the new Ghostbusters game, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Uh, kinda speaks for itself.
“Park Inn Berlin City-West”
Planning a much needed holiday
www.wowhead.com/?items&filter=ub=6;cr=79:125;crs=1:3;crv=0:0;gm=3;gb=1;wt=134:119:20:117:96:77:103:114:123;wtv=305:100:100:56:46:41:26:22:-100
Meh.
having sex with fish
www.rathergood.com/chasm
Pretty funny game.
www.1guy-1cup.com
You really don’t want to know. friend said it was something making fun of 2 girls 1 cup…wow was he lying. Like I said…you really don’t want to know…made me sick. 2 girls 1 cup is totally less nasty than this….
is that the one with the strawberry jam at the end of it?
That’d be the one.
2008 SEA DOO 150 Speedster w/ Tower
wtf is that little booger picture next to my name?
news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/827036/internet-underground-takes-on-iran
I threw this story at my wife earlier today. It’s about how Anonymous is helping Iranians get a spot to communicate on the web without getting cockblocked.
“a round of Mad Libs with Samuel L. Jackson”
From an especially humorous article about an M-rated game and how one of the characters seems to love the word “motherfucking”, I was sharing the quote to a friend.
D.C.Cab.DVDRip.XviD.Internal-Eleusis
www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/e/eddie_vedder/far_behind_crd.htm
:S
bug-stomper.mybrute.com/cellule
time waster
Delaware
That’s what’s in my clipboard. I lol’d when I hit CTRL-V
Playlist.com is far more awesome than last.fm, dieA.
Quadrat Grotesk New Bold
…trying to find a font.
Olivia Munn
Well that’s just self explanatory. I’m lazy and a blad speller.
Pavement – Cut Your Hair
…GUITAR TAB
"No te Aguites"- Los Hollywood
Its a myspace video of Los Hollywood, a mexican/english band that sounds very much like a latina Gwen Stefani.
nothing, because I just restarted my computer 😛
i started reading a new book and i got tired of explaining it to people
Fowarding it to a friend.
I pleasantly found this video of a ‘speed remastered’ version of “Real Love”, one of the last of The Beatles songs (this one was originally a John Lennon single that the ‘Fab 3’ worked into a ‘Fab 4’ song) and was released in 1996. If you compare that version to this one, you can hear that this truly sounds more like the adult John that we knew.
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I was posting a video on my blog. Always gotta copy the text before submitting.
not a fun surgery, but it looks a lot better. 🙂
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emailing someone, it’s not very funny out of context…oh well
“bra, rollercoaster, ride, cool”
SEO for a video clip I was seeding.
My clipboard is apparently empty. Like my life. 😛 heh
I guess mine is empty too.
www.neopets.com/~Please_Critique
I know it’s a little long but I want opinions on it now before I revise it and continue with the story.
Please post a link here, I don’t do poetry but I’ll give a good critique on prose if you give me one. Please, nothing off site, or posted directly on the board.
If you only post one line of critique I will do the same.
And yes, I know, the first sentence is jacked up.
LOL. Borrowing form you!
www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/
Old Cracked article, I reread it out of boredom.
Chapter Review Quiz
(See related pages)
Results Reporter
Out of 9 questions, you answered 8 correctly with a final grade of 89%
8 correct (89%)
1 incorrect (11%)
0 unanswered (0%)
LOL. Homework.
because good is dumb:
Was looking for a poster on Fark, supposedly had a video of interest re: Iran.
4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan
www.passionshop.com/Giant-Jumbo-Jack-XL.html
hahahhaha
i told a friend of mine she needed a dildo that would tickle her lungs. here it is in all its glory
Because I had just linked that page to my fiancee over IM.