penis zipper

penis zipper


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    Nimbo

    Id have made the zipper longer

    HoChunk

    Rock out wit yer cock out

    Puulaahi

    DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON

    callmenik

    Oddly enough I own a pair, just not in denim.

    Sticky

    Puulaahi:
    Especially getting….things….caught in it. That’s a baaaaaaad feeling. Yes, I have caught skin in a zipper before. Yes, on that area. And yes, it was horrifyingly painful.

    slick556

    :
    Did you get the beans above the franks?

    hzrd13

    (who the hell is pointing at the zip?) I can just imagine: “Excuse me, sir. I do believe your zipper is not long enough.”

    Sticky

    slick556:
    Nope, caught the very tip of it. Fortunately, my brain immediately halted all function in nanoseconds and then all of my brain power was divided into pulling the zipper back down and not falling over in sheer agony.

    kazutora

    Where can you buy these lol i love them

    Mobius

    in Russia, apparently, by the watermark. I’d buy ’em.

    MadScientist

    kazutora
    kazutora:
    I’m with you, man. I want these! Someone’s gotta be able to find a link to an online site for these. They look fantastic.

    HoChunk

    What if you swing the other way, literally?

    Sticky

    HoChunk:
    Teach it to swing the opposite way.

    AyePod

    :
    The zipper would be in back …..

    Awesome1

    We’re gonna need a bigger dick!

    HoChunk

    Dyna-Mole: Best LOL I’ve had all week. 😀

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