Participants Needed For Research Studies

 

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The Department of otolaryngology is undertaking a joint study with the department of urology examining the effect of human semen on speech.  Our objective is to establish whether acts of “rigorous” fellatio may contribute to pathology of the larynx.  We are currently recruiting males willing to receive fellatio.  The specific aim of this study is to ascertain whether proteases found in human semen are deleterious to the tissues that comprise the oropharyngeal cavity.  Would you be will willing to assist?  A conditional honorarium of $145 will be provided.


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    reboot
    12 years ago

    Does not specify who (or what) will be performing the fellatio.

    el_metal
    12 years ago

    blow job and 145$? is there anything better than this?!!!!

    damn! i can’t see the email.

    Abide
    12 years ago

    does that honorarium look like bonorarium to anyone else?

    TheGonz
    TheGonz
    12 years ago

    Should have gone to Toronto U. Damn…

    (Would test subjects be required to cuddle afterwards?)

    Gunface01
    12 years ago

    It entirely depends on who would be preforming said fellatio. But $145 for a beej? COUNT ME IN.

    natedog
    12 years ago

    shouldn’t the email addy have been included in the description of the post?

    btw, reboot sucked me off and gave me $200 afterwards, which is a much better deal.

    however, i am not sure if his study was legitimate or not…

    reboot
    12 years ago


    That’s nice that you named one of you kids after me, but you probably should be getting more cash than that for pimping them out.

    deuce
    12 years ago

    Most likely those doing the adminstering are old, grizzled professors with big tobacco-smoke-stained moustaches and rickety black teeth.

    If it sounds too good to be true…

    AlecDalek
    12 years ago

    Ha-ha. Natedog said he had sex with a boy!

    Tardex
    12 years ago

    I’d do it, as long as there werent sharp teeth involved!

    Caio
    12 years ago

    Damn, Jeffa. Once again petty and fearful conservatism has stood in the way of fellatio science. Just remember this when your best friend who gives blowjobs a lot gets a speech impediment: Now we’ll never know for sure.

    imandynan0
    12 years ago

    Too bad I don’t have a penis…

    greytone
    greytone
    12 years ago

    Would you like one?

    redxblack
    12 years ago

    it’s a trap!