I can’t believe nobody asked the quite obvious question. Can it get hard?

Lily Allen’s third nipple can.

Hm, come to think of it, so imagine this person running around in sandals. And so if they’re freezing, it would get hard, right, if it can get hard I mean. It would be poking against the sandal while the person stands around somewhere looking all innocent.
Wow, actually, who knows how common this is. You could be on a bus on your way to work, standing there, surrounded by people who have third nipples poking against their shoes. Maybe because it’s cold, or maybe they were looking at your bum and got horny. Think about it.

@...Lamb: Now you can’t stop thinking about it, am I right. The human mind is a beautiful thing.

@...tiki god:

Ey come on, Lily rules. What, drunk every night, wearing dresses with decapitated Bambis on them, showing reporters your third nipple – that’s one exceptional woman.

Also, so what, she’s comfortable with her body, so she lies topless in the sun a lot. What’s not to like.

@...tiki god:

I was seriously concerned there for a second. And I totally thought she would be the perfect girl for you.

@...Joeseph Goebbels:

Yeah, third nipples are usually smaller than normal nipples, but it can get hard still. That’s all I need to know really.