Top Gun Aviators (don’t work)

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From: www.80stees.com/products/Top-Gun-Aviator-Glasses-Maverick-Goose-Iceman.asp
These Top Gun Aviator Sunglasses are reminiscent of the mirrored sunglasses worn by Maverick and Goose in the 1986 classic. When Maverick had on his shades, he could get any girl he wanted. Put these on and the results should be the same for you.

The club is called La Vela, the dance is called the Egyptian, the results were sleeping alone awaking hungover with a kick-ass pair of shades on.



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    31 Responses ttto Top Gun Aviators (don’t work)

    1. hufnmouth says:

      Perhaps his failure is due to the fact he looks more like Iceman than Maverick.

    2. dub_1211 says:

      Perhaps his failure was due to the fact that he’s a total fag.

      You die now. Plz?

    3. dub_1211 says:

      p.s. that “lady” he’s dancing with in the last pic has hands that scream “i have a 10-inch cock.”

    4. Preventerwind51 says:

      I wear aviators because I’m a pilot. Why do you wear them?

    5. CathyLong says:

      Emulate a gay man and you will not get women. Try agian.

    6. sylvanish says:

      @dub_1211: Are you okay?

      If you need someone to talk to, I’ll listen…

    7. Luke Magnifico says:

      Pretty shitty looking club.

    8. MonkeyHitman says:

      who wears “sun”glasses at night? we can totally separate the men from the boys.

    9. natedog says:

      Dublin, I now christen thee an M[c]S badass for this awesome post

    10. Man, you people are a bunch of lousy amateurs. Except natedog.

      This is Dublin! Dublin rules.

    11. TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca says:

      It takes balls to wear sunglasses to a bar.

      It takes balls to dance like an Egyptian.

      It takes more balls to post a series of pictures of the night on the internet.

      Did no one notice he even included the ad for the glasses at the top?

      Best post ever.

    12. nyoki says:

      Take me home or lose me forever.

    13. sutenvulf says:

      @ Preventerwind51: Whats your MOS? 7599? 7580?

      @ Dublin0: I have done the same thing but here’s a little trick that works to get ze wiemenz…join the military then wear them. ;D

    14. @sutenvulf: Good advice, although you’re too late. Dublin joined the military already.

      Like I said, Dublin is a pro.

    15. nyoki says:

      I just realized it should be:
      “Take me to bed or lose me forever.”
      Continue on…

    16. SumoSnipe says:

      @LukeV1-5: He is/was enlisted. Can’t afford to go to the Hollywood standard clubs you see in Miami Vice or CSI Miami. Unless you the coke dealer.

    17. MonkeyHitman says:

      @SumoSnipe: really? those clubs are that expensive? given the fact i never pay to enter any club i wouldn’t know the standard price.

    18. DublinO says:

      Money I love you guys, this club is one of the finest Panama City Beach has to offer LOL.

    19. MonkeyHitman says:

      @hufnmouth: ohhh now i notice what you mean lol. i think he poses too much lol.@Dublin0: dude what time was it when you took those pictures??

    20. What a coincidence. I love all of us too. Except for those of us that I hate.

    21. MonkeyHitman says:

      I love all those I dislike 😀 and love all who i love lol coolio!

    22. Yeah right, and you want to bomb your home country.

    23. Billy Manic says:

      Somehow you turned out awesome.
      Awesome.

    24. deleted_user says:

      They work if you don’t get caught looking like a douche. (4 pictures of looking like a douche suggest that you were DOING IT WRONG)

    25. DublinO says:

      @ColombianMonkey: Those pictures were taken pretty late at night, I think around 3 in morning.

    26. MonkeyHitman says:

      @Dublin0: whats up with the halo ring in the first pic lolol

    27. SumoSnipe says:

      @ColombianMonkey: The only high end club that looked like those you see in the movies, I got into because I had an ‘MP’ badge on my arm. (Officers were getting rowdy. I loved that part.) They were charging $15 for a shot of jack and a beer. In 1993.

    28. DublinO says:

      Perhaps I should mention this entire area is an afterthought, storage room made dance floor

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