That look on Dubya’s face is because he always screws up the shocker.

“Lemme see here, it’s…ummm…one in the goo and two in the ass. No wait, it’s one in the poo and three in the grass. No, that ain’t it either. Dick, help me out here.”

“I believe it rhymes sir. Something like, ‘Four in the ham, six in the clam,’ I believe.”

“Dammit, Dick, that ain’t right neither. Quit screwin’ around. It’s two in the beaver, three to check for fever, four…won’t get fooled again. Dammit! See this is why Laura won’t let me give her one. Last time she screamed so loud the Secret Service agent broke down the door. Hehheheh.”