@...ColombianMonkey: Haha, I could show you like, at least 5 posts I made, that contain the exact same lines you said here.

I have my first little mini me.

@...ColombianMonkey: Remember the hermaphrodite thread? That’s exactly what Luke and I said to you. That you don’t answer the question.

#aspojuvAaöjfafh. Oh my fucking god, this is too good.

And you never said tsk until now. I always say tsk. I’m rolling on the floor right now.

You got more issues than a magazine.

@...ColombianMonkey: Show me an older comment of yours when you used tsk. I bet 48 strawberries that you can’t find one.

I have never done any hard drugs, but maybe you should try some. They could help you with your 64 personalities.

@...LukeV1-5:

Oh you can rob me any time.

Disappointing. But you’re still better at it than me. Except the not being fluent in Irish, that’s just unacceptable. Or actually, is there just a small group of people in Ireland, that is fluent in Irish? Probably. However, I’m going to learn Irish sooner or later. A quirky pretend language like that has to have a home in my brain.

@...LukeV1-5: Also, as you pointed out somewhere else. He’s not the first to do that. What is going on. Am I really that magnificent.

@...ColombianMonkey:

A detox, yeah, but is that going to rob me of my mad grammar skills. If you had a detox, I won’t have one. That’s all I’m saying really.

@...joodles: AHA. I already assumed that that’s the case.

So what now. Is Irish dying. What can I do to help.

@...ColombianMonkey: And have you heard of bullshittery. You still haven’t shown me where you used the word tsk. I dare you, show me even one single post of yours. Of course I have no proof that you’re imitating me, but I have proof that you never used certain words/ terms until now. FOR SOME REASON.

I can do whatever I want Monkey, and there’s nothing you can do about that. You still got more issues than a magazine.

Butthurt Monkey is butthurt.

“fucks face you”? What.

Hey, you’re the one who keeps replying to me. And you also keep commenting on the threads I created, in the forums.

@...Dr.Devine:

Yeah it’s late but it’s fucking awesome. What a twist. Yeah I am pretty confident, though I know what you mean. You would have to go all body language reading on me to know for sure. I have read so many books on body language, it’s not even funny. So I am normal, but kind of not at the same time. Man I’m pretty fantastic.

Also, I’m really high on the things you said right now. I need to hang out with more psychologists. Do they all say dope things like this. I hope so.

@...Dr.Devine:

I had the same thing happen to me. And not just once. It seems like, the more eager I am to post my comment, the less likely it is that it’s going to get through. Science, man. You can try to repost it later, I can’t deny it, I’m itching to hear what you have to say.

So that’s too bad. Yeah I kind of expected the typical psychologist to be a snob. Not that, that wouldn’t be hot but you know what I mean.
And that’s extremely interesting. I can’t say that I wasn’t wondering if actual “experts” would be too proud to admit that something like cheating on your partner could “cure” their relationship. Something of that nature. I am kind of a social retard, so I don’t know too much about these things.

Also, I can’t help but be irrationally proud that a psychologist wants to sex me. So am I going to have to lie on your couch and then we play doctor or what.

Wow. Ok yeah I can see how that could work out. So is this a common thing. And what kind of people are immune to this. If it’s even possible.
This is probably going to piss Monkey off, but I can’t get over how fascinating it is. It makes me want to study psychology. Which I’m never going to, but I’m definitely going to finally read some of the very delicate pdf files I have on my hard drive. HOORAY FOR PIRACY.

“Apathy isn’t something you can prove via empirical argument: the very idea is that you don’t care, and thus don’t need to prove anything or respond. Which is really besides the point, but I was a debater, and old habits die hard.”

I enjoyed especially this part. Hey I like debating also. My friend from America said I should join a debating society but we don’t have that kind of thing here, which makes me very very sad.

And Monkey is 19 years old. So he’s still technically a teen. I’m sorry I’m just being childish.

@...LukeV1-5:

Whoa. I don’t know if you’ll believe me, but almost the same thing happened to me. There are a few differences though.
I was forced to go to a private school because the only other school rejected me because of my lack of religion. (I must have mentioned that 82 times on this site).
And so we also thought that the private school would be much better anyway. ‘Cause private schools are expensive and good, right. Right. Except this one. Several times a month, the classes would be held outside in the backyard, because there was some new huge crack in the wall somewhere and they were afraid the building would implode and kill the students. And teachers.

We had ninja nuns though. The computer lap was a joke and we had one classroom that was so tiny, you could almost reach both walls with your hands.
Too bad I don’t have a picture of it on my computer, but all buildings here are very baroque-ish. It looks kind of like this, except in white.

Good times. Seriously, this shitty school with a headmistress who would never shave her legs, and when they would take a picture of us for the newspaper because of some project she would always shove me in front of her so that they don’t have her hairy legs in a photo, made me a better person.

And mine was 8 grand a year. I don’t know how much that would be for you, but it’s a goddamn lot.

You’re awesome though. I have immense respect for fellow shitty private schoolers.

@...Dr.Devine:

Nice. Yeah I never really paid attention to humans until I got a book about body language at the library, by accident. Damn, I was so obsessed with it, the first months. You could have put me into a waiting room for days, and I would have just sat there, watching people talk, move, come in and out, for hours. Ever since I discovered the wonders of body language, I never get bored any more. It’s grand, I can only recommend it.
One thing I realised just recently, is that everyone is only talking about themselves. For example, when someone says, “I didn’t like that film, that man was really arrogant and so pretentious, etc”, what they’re really saying could be, “I’m so insecure and I’m afraid nobody is going to notice me anyway”. Of course this isn’t always the case, but it’s just so obvious that when people judge something or someone, they’re really only revealing things about themselves. (Including myself of course)
So your life sounds pretty exciting to me. Too bad it bores you, you should be enjoying it. No really, to me it sounds like something out of a film. I actually wrote a story about a psychologist like you. Except he’s married with children and he finds his life too perfect so he decides to take some very drastic actions to find out if this is really the right life for him.

Also, is it true that paranoia is an exaggerated form of ego?