so I was like “yo dog, why you eyiong me like dat?” and he was like “dog, in soviet russia alligator eyes you!” and I wasd like “this ain’t soviet russias, dog” and he was like “yeah dog, but rush limboaugh sez we live in soviet america now” and i was like “dog, rush limbouaugahg hasn’t livd anywhere near reality in years” and he was like “true dat dog” and i was like, “whoa I just realiize something! NEITHER ONE OF US ARE DOGS!” and he was like “shit dog you just blew my mind”