how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you


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    The-Penetrator

    Hheheh, lough out loud !

    Drewlicious

    the text is too small, so I’m not going to bother.

    Seth_Dracovitch

    Lol took me a minute to read it all (arg small text!) but that was pretty good.

    Dreth

    Seriously, I bet Drew doesn’t visit sites that aren’t already stored in his address bar because he’s too lazy to type, and too fuckin’ lazy to Zoom in twice in order to view this at a readable size.

    Lakiamia

    They forgot one: Purring. By purring, a cat is mimicking the sound of machine gun fire while fantasizing about doing it to you for real.

    Goldfinger

    Dammit. I always new the fat little bastard was up to something.

    Sticky

    THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!

    Stolid

    LOL.. but better resolution would be nice..

    phil
    compasseagle89

    phil:
    nice work. i can even tell that the laptop the cat is sitting on is a macbook!

    hvymetal86

    compasseagle89: Well I’m safe then, cause I’ll own one of those POS things.

    hvymetal86

    *cause I’ll NEVER own*

    hvymetal86

    fuck not being able to edit, and told to slow down in posting comments, lol

    SumoSnipe

    much more simple answer on how to tell a cat is plotting to kill you: Is It breathing?
    Yes= It is plotting to kill you.
    No= It’s a trap. It is lulling you into a false sense of security, then It WILL kill you.

    compasseagle89

    hvymetal86:
    aww…you suck. macs are so much better. but that is NOT the point of this post; i was merely commenting on the detail i can see in the bigger (and therefore better?) version.

    Ronwe

    SumoSnipe condensed it fairly well, but here’s an even briefer version.
    How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you:
    It’s a cat.

    deleted_user

    Hilarious! I would be laughing uncontrollably if I wasn’t so depressed.

    hvymetal86

    casemods: Did the depression result from “No Girl Will Ever Love You” post? :p

    deleted_user

    hvymetal86: No, It’s been like that, that post just sums it up 😉

    Awesome1

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