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The-Penetrator
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Hheheh, lough out loud !

Drewlicious
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the text is too small, so I’m not going to bother.

Seth_Dracovitch
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Lol took me a minute to read it all (arg small text!) but that was pretty good.

Dreth
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Seriously, I bet Drew doesn’t visit sites that aren’t already stored in his address bar because he’s too lazy to type, and too fuckin’ lazy to Zoom in twice in order to view this at a readable size.

Lakiamia
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They forgot one: Purring. By purring, a cat is mimicking the sound of machine gun fire while fantasizing about doing it to you for real.

Goldfinger
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Dammit. I always new the fat little bastard was up to something.

Sticky
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THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!

Stolid
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LOL.. but better resolution would be nice..

phil
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compasseagle89
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@phil:
nice work. i can even tell that the laptop the cat is sitting on is a macbook!

hvymetal86
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@compasseagle89: Well I’m safe then, cause I’ll own one of those POS things.

hvymetal86
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*cause I’ll NEVER own*

hvymetal86
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fuck not being able to edit, and told to slow down in posting comments, lol

SumoSnipe
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SumoSnipe

much more simple answer on how to tell a cat is plotting to kill you: Is It breathing?
Yes= It is plotting to kill you.
No= It’s a trap. It is lulling you into a false sense of security, then It WILL kill you.

compasseagle89
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@hvymetal86:
aww…you suck. macs are so much better. but that is NOT the point of this post; i was merely commenting on the detail i can see in the bigger (and therefore better?) version.

Ronwe
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SumoSnipe condensed it fairly well, but here’s an even briefer version.
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you:
It’s a cat.

deleted_user
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Hilarious! I would be laughing uncontrollably if I wasn’t so depressed.

hvymetal86
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@casemods: Did the depression result from “No Girl Will Ever Love You” post? :p

deleted_user
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@hvymetal86: No, It’s been like that, that post just sums it up 😉

Awesome1
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