Food for Thought

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    1. natedog says:

      you are now breathing manually

    2. moarmare says:

      Wow. That question never needed to be asked. Goddamn internets.

    3. Sarcastastic says:

      Haha, doesn’t effect me ’cause my parents don’t even sleep in the same room. Take that internets!

    4. The-Penetrator says:

      “humor” ? the tag should be “retarded”

    5. Dreth says:

      Doesn’t apply to me, I was a one-night stand!

    6. dieAntagonista says:

      Pfft parents have never sex, everybody knows that. HA, take that you filthy poster. Have you never read a children’s book about it? They don’t write, “and sometimes mommy sucks on daddy’s magic wand”. They write “when mommy and daddy really really really love each other”. Loving is all they do. No sucking. No penetrating. (if you repeat that at least 10 times, the mental images will go away)

    7. I think the odds of shaking someone’s hand after they’ve been touching themselves is much higher. I try not to think about it.

      Or the mites that live on my bed/clothes.

      Or that those sounds coming from the bathroom really are my girlfriend.

      /hides in corner with blankey/

    8. suicydking says:

      Right…because there’s plenty of reasons why you would sneak in some quick fellatio before you put the kids to bed instead of after.

    9. outofocus says:

      My mom always read the newspaper in the evenings. Their sexy fun time was in the mornings.

      @suicydking: I have a kid and I can say that there are tons of reasons for sneaking in sex of any kind before doing ANYTHING. But I’m a cleanliness nazi so my son, even if he ever asks this question, will have nothing to worry about.

    10. Skifter says:

      I learned early on in life what the whole “Sock on the doorknob” routine meant. I would add something witty and funny, but I just feel cold and dead inside.

    11. traptin85 says:

      HA!!!! my parents don’t even live in the same house!

      my dad doesn’t even live in the same house as his current wife!!!!!

      (just don’t ask.)

    12. VBRAH says:

      Err.. my mum doesnt kiss me goodnight .. fags

    13. WistfulD says:

      Of course she did.

      y’know, hours before.

      Usually before dinner, so I’m thinking she probably brushed her teeth in between.

      Either way it doesn’t matter, I’ve already proven to all my father’s other sperm that I am far superior.

    14. Irish_Cam says:

      That “phrase” was the very frist thing I heard when I first got onto the Interwebs, back in early 1995. It came in by email, I laughed then, I still laugh at it now.

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    15. Irish_Cam says:

      Although the correct “Phrase” is :

      Did you ever wonder ; If your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight

    16. dieAntagonista says:

      Thank you.

    17. storminator says:

      i am POSITIVE that never happened.

    18. tink1272 says:


      Hell, it’s bad enough I used to hear my parents (and once my GRANDparents) all the damn time. ANd walked in on them a couple of times. Talk about scarring you for life.

    19. Rocko says:

      @tink1272: Jeez, GRANDparents adds a whole new level of horror to an otherwise grim thought.

    20. aleph says:

      what if your mother gave you a blowjob right after she kissed dad goodnight?

    21. Phyreblade says:

      @aleph: Ok… Just head on back to /b/… There’s nothing to see here.

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