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1. dieAntagonista says:

   September 20, 2008 at 6:48 pm

   Ok I get it, only prostitutes and senators have sex. Which means, unless your mom is a prostitute and your father a senator, you’re adopted.

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2. nyoki says:

   September 20, 2008 at 8:42 pm

   I lol’d.

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3. dookie_booty says:

   September 21, 2008 at 2:38 am

   they spelled boogey man wrong. i’m totally pissed. >:-(

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4. Ben1605 says:

   September 21, 2008 at 5:38 am

   Or maybe everyone who isn’t a prostitute or senator is sleeping next to their loved ones instead of on top, therefore making it impossible to see the second person in a profile view?

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5. dieAntagonista says:

   September 21, 2008 at 11:55 am

   Even if everyone who isn’t a prostitute or a senator is sleeping next to their loved ones instead of on top, they still wouldn’t be having sex, now would they?

   And I just realised that would also mean, Adam=Senator, Eve=Prostitute

   No wonder the story as we know it makes no sense.

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6. Ben1605 says:

   September 21, 2008 at 12:19 pm

   I don’t know about you Antagonista, but I don’t know of anyone who has sex while sleeping. Take note of the title of the post, “Sleeping Positions”

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7. dieAntagonista says:

   September 21, 2008 at 12:50 pm

   Alright. Now THAT would mean, that prostitutes and senators never sleep. Only have sex. There’s still a high chance that everyone you know has been produced by prostitutes and senators!

   I stick by it. It’s not everyday that I’m having a revelation.

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8. Ben1605 says:

   September 21, 2008 at 2:10 pm

   If they never sleep, they wouldn’t be on a poster of sleeping positions now would they? They bumped uglies, then fell asleep on top/below their counterparts. That’s the only logical solution.

   But who cares, it’s funny, and that’s all that matters.

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9. dieAntagonista says:

   September 21, 2008 at 2:47 pm

   I can’t believe we’re discussing this.
   But you do seem to know more about prostitutes and senators than me, so… thanks for ruining my irrational daydream.

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10. Ben1605 says:

    September 21, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Well I know more about prostitutes at least.

    *goes to cry in the corner*

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11. rattybad says:

    September 22, 2008 at 12:53 am

    They spelled “veterinarian” wrong.

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