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Faster Than Chuck Norris

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Saw this while running errands in Kitchener (Ontario)


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    cloudmerchant

    oh my god, where is this place? i was just in k/w and i didn’t see it. which makes me sad.

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    wookie_x

    Nothing is faster than Chuck Norris. Nothing.

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    Kero

    I’ve never seen it in kitchener either 🙁

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    CMoorehead

    You haven’t seen it because Chuck Norris has Round-House kicked it to dust.

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    * Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
    * Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
    * Chuck Norris won’t suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
    * Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he’s too old.
    * Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
    * When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it’s Mike Huckabee
    * Chuck Norris doesn’t read books; he’s actually a pretty ignorant person.

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    deuce


    LMAO… it’s funny cuz it’s all true.

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    TrikYodz


    oooo snap
    i meant to comment earlier but i was watching that procrastination post……

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    Phyreblade


    The truth is Phail.

    This is false advertising. Nothing is faster than Chuck…

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    Alida

    It’s at the corner of King and Ottawa…I think they were just putting up the Chuck Norris sign the day I took the picture. It wasn’t the time I went past it before then

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