Faster Than Chuck Norris

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Saw this while running errands in Kitchener (Ontario)

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    oh my god, where is this place? i was just in k/w and i didn’t see it. which makes me sad.


    Nothing is faster than Chuck Norris. Nothing.


    I’ve never seen it in kitchener either 🙁


    You haven’t seen it because Chuck Norris has Round-House kicked it to dust.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    * Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy. * Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly. * Chuck Norris won’t suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free. * Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he’s too old. * Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie. * When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it’s Mike Huckabee * Chuck Norris doesn’t read books; he’s actually a pretty ignorant… Read more »


    LMAO… it’s funny cuz it’s all true.


    oooo snap
    i meant to comment earlier but i was watching that procrastination post……


    The truth is Phail.

    This is false advertising. Nothing is faster than Chuck…