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AxE 1337

Added on January 16th, 2008 by | Report Post
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    Avias

    I understand.. and I do have a hot girlfriend. Not all programming geeks are losers. lol

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    windrider

    You don’t have to know programming to understand that! It’s just plain English with punctuation thrown in.

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    Luke Magnifico

    Avias: Why do you continue to delude yourself? You are not going out with your mother, she just owns the basement you live in.

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    Ando

    Axe smells makes you smell like a hookers handbag.

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    chiefbutz

    I am allergic to Axe. And I got a girlfriend, so I am in the clear. And yes, I understand it, my girlfriend could understand it… (she is a creative writing major and does NOTHING with computers but type and play a few games)

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    Kaze

    That’s incomplete!

    var you = girl
    var understand.this = yes
    var get.a.girlfriend

    if (you == understand.this){
    get.a.girlfriend = awesome;
    }
    else
    understand.this = no;
    (you == understand.this){
    get.a.girlfriend = no;
    }
    else
    (you == understand.this){
    get.a.girlfriend = yes;
    }

    cout >> get.a.girlfriend;
    void main(o);

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    goforbroke

    i still dont get it Kaze, can you dumb it down for me a little bit more?

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    “this” is a pointer. the way that axe ad uses it is weird, but might work depending on how the object was defined. Kaze’s implementation would definitely not work.
    Feel free to correct me, I haven’t used C++ since undergrad.

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    Luke Magnifico

    You people……you make me laugh. You bring light to my day. Because I always know there’s someone out there who has even less of a life than I do.

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    samoses

    kaze’s post looks like c++, but some of the syntax is wrong, and the structure of the code makes it hard to read. not good programming standards 😛

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    windrider

    It’s called pseudocode and it’s acceptable if you just want to explain things and not compile it.

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    Phyreblade

    Naw, this isn’t pseudo code, Pseudocode generally uses plain English analogs to describe the language specific functionality.

    Hmm, this is bad. I actually had to stop myself from pointing out all the syntax , possible runtime and logic errors in the code… ROFL…

    Sadly, I don’t have a girlfriend either, so I’m finding this whole post is kind of disturbing at a personal level… 🙁

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    Kaze

    *laughs* no the code wouldn’t run at all.

    I was trying to make a good joke about it, then got side tracked and came back to it, lost my place, then shrugged and just started typing.

    You know, what programmers do.

    And for what its worth, I did use spacing to make it readable, but MCS shot it down =/

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    Chenoan

    I learnt about this at my TAFE’s.

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