That’s just beautiful…

I have dreams about living up there in the clouds, watching planes paint lines of clean white graffiti in the crisp, clean air around me…

Then WHAM! I get hit by a jumbo jet… Kind of a bad way to wake up, if you know what i mean…

ROFL My bad… here..

So I have this dream, I’m flying this A-10 Thunderbolt II through white clouds, just rippin’ stuff up. A Little Piper flies by, and without warning, BRRRRRRRR… I tear it to shreds with my autocannon. A jumbo jet dares to cross my manaical path… BRRRRRRRRRR… I saw it in half and watch with glee as it tumbles from the sky, it’s contrails spiraling downwards out of sight…

So I’m all pleased as punch on my two kills, when suddenly from out of nowhere, an F22 let’s loose with not one but TWO AMRAAMs… I try to dodge but my freakin’ Hog just isn’t fast enough. I go down in a blazing wreck, leaving a thick trail of black smoke where there were once white contrails.

I plummet relentlessly towards the earth pinned in my seat and unable to deploy my chute the ground hurtles towards me at breakneck speed, and BAM! I wake up…

Fixed…