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    Brigantyna

    Wow – texting would be a real bitch. 😛

    Zephran

    But see, it’s a phone, so you could use it to TALK to people with your VOICE.

    Fucking textfags.

    Brigantyna

    Um…yeah…unless you’re hearing impaired and use it for communications when you are away from home…douchebag.

    yoyoyo

    No shit. Get with the times, Zephran.

    deleted_user

    Not a bad shop.

    Text messaging is for niggers and teenagers.

    I am neither.

    Brigantyna

    Perhaps not, but you’ve just shown yourself to be ignorant and racist. Congratulations.

    deleted_user

    I’d love to venture into the mind of someone who considers “niggers” as a race.

    deleted_user

    Here is a picture of “soulja boy” texting on his phone.

    www.last.fm/music/Soulja+Boy/+images/2246464

    I rest my case.

    Brigantyna

    Oooooh – I get it – you were taking a break from surfing for porn and decided to alleviate your boredom by starting a “discussion” on an image board. Got it. My bad. Sorry.

    deleted_user

    First of all, I’m not the one notorious for starting discussions on MCS, and second of all, it’s ok, some people take longer then others to process information.

    Brigantyna

    Ok, now I’m curious – I would LOVE to know who has the reputation of being the most notorious “discussion” starter on MCS.

    deleted_user

    Probably magnus, but I don’t pay much attention to trolls.

    deleted_user

    Besides, who are you to decide where discussions are suitable to take place in the first place?

    ladyoftheorb

    Texting is a really quick and convenient way to transfer messages in work-related situations, when talking on the phone is prohibited or inconvenient. By your logic, e-mails are a terrible idea.

    Also, the numbers are too close together (should be about 30 degrees apart) and the fingerstop is in the wrong place.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    e-mails really are not that effective, often causing lost ingo. Email is for p()rn

    Phyreblade

    Wow. Don’t even think my fingertips would fit in those stupid little holes…

    @case
    Dunno if you’re racist or not, but as Inigo Montoya once said: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” …

    MrPsychic

    Wow, things really went downhill for you quickly casemods. However, I’m sure you’re used to it.

    deleted_user

    yup 😉

    knogoodidleft

    casemods, text messaging is for girls.

    Brigantyna

    – maybe so, but if you want a girl you gotta go to where they are 😉

    MrPsychic

    I personally use text messaging a lot more than calling. It’s much faster, easier, and you can say in it exactly what you wanted to.

    deleted_user

    Ok, that brings up an interesting topic.

    Technology.

    Girls these days (mostly childish) use technology to communicate, because they don’t have the balls to communicate in real life.

    Such girls also get people they know (mostly guys) to beat you up if you have a problem with them, not being able to handle anything themselves.

    knogoodidleft

    Brigantyna, women can be found at the party with alcohol, just call them and ask where they will be

    Psychic, how can text mesaging be faster than talking, or easier? and unless you got a severe stutter, you can say exactly what you want.

    Brigantyna

    @deleted_user – ok, now I’m seeing the problem. Some girl you were stalking texted her big brother to beat you up and now you’re holding a grudge against all texters in general. @knogoodidleft – text messaging can be faster and easier since there are limited message lengths. Rather than get caught up talking about the weather and last week’s football game, you say what you need to say in the most abbreviated fashion and you’re done with it. Also – if you live in a city and take public transportation, talking on the phone isn’t always feasible due to background… Read more »

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    In defense of texting, its ideal for situations where you need to convey short bits of asynchronous information.
    E.g. if its 5 o’clock and you want to tell people that you are going to the bar at 7, then texting is the best the most efficient way to transmit that, hands down, no argument.
    , if your have trouble understanding women, you might want to start by not being overtly racist and misogynistic. Once you’ve figured that out, I’ll let you know what step two is.

    knogoodidleft

    you don’t get reception in subways, but good point I can see where that can be useful when noisy, but cant it wait till you get off? And you can say what you need to say by, well…saying it. You don’t have to talk about the weather, and if your talking to a friend they will know you don’t want to talk about the weather or chit-chat, and if its not a friend, you can always say, “Got to go”,click.

    Reboot, talking is easier than texting, ergo there is an argument.

    Brigantyna

    Knogoodidleft – I get reception in the subway well enough to text, but not enough to maintain a call signal. I oftentimes can text when I cannot get a clear enough call signal. As for waiting until I get off – as an example, I have a 45 minute train ride to and from work. If I’m running late to work and I’m stuck underground for who knows how long, I can send a quick text to my supervisor and say “I’m late, be there when I can”. The sooner I can let them know, the better off I am… Read more »

    colin

    nigger is not a racist word, for one:white people kinda invented the word for two: nigger is not a race for three: black people say nigger to eachother so why cant case say it? is it because the blacks find it offensive, doubt it and on to topic 2: text messaging is a gimmick used by cellphone companies to get teenagers to think they ar convienently talking to eachother but really the teens are kicking their own asses by paying for it. thats why i have a dad, to pay for my text messages, i think its stupid and childish… Read more »

    Brigantyna

    Aw thanks sweetie, love you too. -=smooch=-

    colin

    dude, your a fucking faggot.

    Brigantyna

    -=laugh=- First off, I’m not a dude. Second, it’s “you’re”. Stop mangling the English language.

    deleted_user

    haha was gonna say, don’t think thats a dude…

    Phyreblade


    The word actually has different meanings depending on who says it. Thats the problem. No one can really tell which meaning you are using when you use it, which is why it’s always wise to avoid using it altogether.

    Unless you don’t care. In which case is I say: More power to you. It isn’t gonna hurt anyone but yourself to keep using it.

    @case & colin
    I actually understand what you are trying to say, though both of your arguments are fundamentally flawed. You are making sweeping generalizations, and false assumptions in the same breath…

    knogoodidleft

    texting is for women :0…. that new movie “Awake” movie is probably gonna suck. commercial showing a guy crying under succinylcholine or some other muscle relaxer… sigh

    Gaexion

    Casemods you racist fuck…I..I…I agree with you.

    G2Hall

    I’m with colin and casemods.

    Gaexion

    Granted I only read the first five posts.

    egnilk66

    Yeah, Niggardly has total different meaning that niggerishly.

    egnilk66

    Or whatever.

    deleted_user

    egnilk66, don’t be ignorant.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    casemods, you need to NEVER EVER accuse someone else of ignorance. egnilk66 is completely right.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggardly
    Its amazing how one or two unbelievably stupid, unfunny people with way too much free time are bringing down this site.

    Gaexion

    Hey does anyone remember whatever happened to that reboot guy?

    “yeah he fucked off and died.”

    deleted_user

    Reboot, that is rubbish.

    egnilk66

    HAHAHAHAHA Totally. It means CHEAP, like your whores, Casemods.

    schulzbrianr

    I think I saw this at a gallery of Koukei’s artwork. Better take it down.

    Brigantyna

    -=LAUGH=- That was truly a beautiful thing, schulzbrianr.

    schulzbrianr

    You’re welcome. I aim to please.

    Phyreblade

    ROFLMAO

    U guyz maeks me lolz. U guyz r teh roxxors. 🙂

    egnilk66

    To not spring for the real cell phone and only get the analog phone might be construed as niggardly!

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Texting is so much more convenient than a phone conversation. I don’t have to make small talk, I don’t have to introduce myself or say goodbye, and I can do it wherever. Just important info, plain and simple.

    Example: “Triple Nickel tonight. $3 pitchers. 9pm.”

    Done.

    knogoodidleft

    come on paul, quality over quantity

    deleted_user

    Paul, I do that anyway.

    Someone calls me, I’m like “what?”

    If they say something faggy like “what’s your problem?” I’m like “wtf do you want nigger?! I’m playing counter strike!”

    Then I usually don’t answer their calls for a while because they think they need to fucking make small talk…if you want me to buy you beer, FUCKING SAY SO AND DON’T CALL 3 TIMES, CALL ONCE, AND LEAVE A MESSAGE YOU FUCKING LOSERS

    Phyreblade

    LOL

    “Then I usually don’t answer their calls for a while because they think they need to fucking make small talk…if you want me to buy you beer, FUCKING SAY SO AND DON’T CALL 3 TIMES, CALL ONCE, AND LEAVE A MESSAGE YOU FUCKING LOSERS”

    ROFL


    Werd. I really wish more people understood this simple concept… 😉

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    That must be very convenient in a movie theater. Casemods, I just followed the link to your Xfire account, and I have to wonder… is you life actually defined by how much you hate black people? Your nickname is actually KKKasemods. I mean, seriously, is the first thing you want people to know about you is that you hate black people? Not how fun you are to hang out with, what a great sense of humor you have (these are all examples and not actual compliments by the way), but you truly think the most important thing people need to… Read more »

    egnilk66

    Maybe he’s really a black dude that really likes and wants to be friends with white people and that thinks this is how white folks act. So, he’s putting up this front so he can hang out with The Kracker Nation.

    garbledxmission

    Or maybe he’s just another dumbassed 21 yr old male with too much testosterone and not enuf brain cells who dresses like a fucking chav and drops the n-bomb and faggot all the time because he’s terrified someone might find out that he LOVES THE BLACK COCK!

    Or maybe he just doesn’t poop enuf and is angry all the time because of the constipation.

    I don’t know why people gotta be so mad nowadays…

    egnilk66

    I agree; being that mad will give you the cancer.

    deleted_user

    To clear all of your questions up (since you all care so much) “Casemods, I just followed the link to your Xfire account, and I have to wonder… is you life actually defined by how much you hate black people? Your nickname is actually KKKasemods. That’s all it is. A nickname. An online one that I gave myself. The KKK hates niggers, not blacks. I think I remember seeing on heraldo rivera or some show like that back in 2000 when I would actually watch stupid shows like that, a black man was in the KKK. If the KKK only… Read more »

    deleted_user

    To quote the great metal gear solid, “I hope your “satisfied”.

    suicydking

    That’s pretty clever how you use offensive language excessively, and then pretend that it’s not really offensive . I would suppose this is because you didn’t get enough attention as a child? Sorry. Do you need a hug?