Touche salesman.

Comment by cafnbeat — October 1, 2008 @ 12:09 am

Oh yeah. First and Second. I’m the man now dog.

Comment by cafnbeat — October 1, 2008 @ 12:12 am

Well cry about it.

Comment by Puulaahi — October 1, 2008 @ 1:24 am

I too have pleasures. One of which is food.
The residue of food is shit.
Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and took a massive colon blow on your head and clothes without your consent? Even if you were German?

Comment by garbledxmission — September 3, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

There’s almost as much money to be made in government grants for being anti smoking as there is in manufacturing cigarettes now.

Kind of like there’s money to be had in alternative fuels.

The lesson is if you can’t beat them or join them just demonize them to the cry baby public and then convince said cry baby public to buy your equally bullshit alternative.

Don’t smoke. Watch our ads instead. We’re freedom fighters in BMWs.

Don’t drive BMWs yourself though they’re bad. Drive this hybrid instead. I know they’re great because they run on the batteries I have substantial money invested in.

Do your part. Give me money.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 3, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

so, what you’re saying is…that the cake is a lie?

Comment by garbledxmission — September 3, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

That’s too weird. I just told gudis in another thread to go get is some cake while he reads up on what a socialist is.

The cake is not only a lie…its a psychic force governing our every move.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 3, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

That boy needs a lot more than cake if he’s to have any chance of making it in the world.

Comment by garbledxmission — September 3, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

Man there is a huuuuuuuge difference between second hand smoke and urine. anti-smokers piss me the fuck off. Pompous fags.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — September 3, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

Smokers piss me off. Inconsiderate fags.

You are right, its not the same, but its still bad.

Comment by RSIxidor — September 3, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

I’m an anti-smoker and I’ve never said anything that stupid before.

If someone peed on me, I’d break their nose. I’ve never done that to a smoker for smoking.

Comment by outofocus — September 3, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

I fell a compulsion to piss on that sign.

Comment by mikoyangurevich15 — September 4, 2008 @ 12:39 am

I smoke, but I try to be considerate about it. I never smoke indoors (not a fan of the smell of stale smoke anyway), I stand far enough away from buildings for it not to drift back inside, I always try to stand away from people, and despite being 6ft5in, I always blow my smoke upwards to minimize the odds of someone catching a smoke cloud to the face, but some people are just dicks.

I was waiting for the bus yesterday, but I stood outside the empty bus shelter anyway, because I wanted to have a smoke. The shelter is a good 30 feet long, and I was standing at the far end, furthest from the pole where the bus actually stops. About halfway through my smoke, some perma-cranky, 40-something woman arrives on the far side of the shelter, walks all the way down to my end, sits down, and promptly starts bitching at me to put out my cigarette because the smell was bothering her.

At that point I decided the bounds of courtesy had been crossed, and provided her with a detailed list of suggestions for occupying her time that didn’t involve pestering me. She worldlessly moved to the other side of the shelter, then when the bus showed up she told the driver not to let me on because I’d smoke on the bus. Fortunately the driver was the same one I’ve seen nearly every day for the last two years, so when I told him she was a psycho who’d been harrassing me, he made her get off and wait for the next boss.

Now she’s probably at home telling her cats what inconsiderate assholes smokers are.

Comment by AgZed — September 4, 2008 @ 2:13 am

@thelotus
Your comment taken literally restates sign. Anti-smokers piss you off. Which in doing so, as a second hand effect, would likely extinguish the smoke.

Comment by dogsurfer — September 4, 2008 @ 3:33 am

I’m gonna have to go with Agzed. I’m a pretty heavy smoker, but it’s rude to smoke around people who don’t want to be breathing in smoke.

Yeah, Magnus is right (I’m reluctantly conceding) in saying that the nutjob activists who make retardo TV commercials push it to far.

But that’s a lot different from some restaurant that doesn’t want you to smoke on their porch. You gotta respect that.

Also I’m pretty sure the sign is meant to be funny, not literal.

Comment by Caio — September 4, 2008 @ 3:56 am

Tobacco should remain completely legal, just keep the smoke to yourself.

Comment by AlecDalek — September 4, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

this is PUSSY compared to your current collection..

Comment by Bran — May 4, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

It looks like the entire bottom shelf and a few on the second shelf. A few nice pieces here and there, a good start. I think though that Bran may be confusing your post with mine, that is unless you have another larger collection we haven’t seen. Oh and the posts you have put up in the past have been some of my all time favorites, rock on.

Comment by kiltedforbes — May 5, 2008 @ 12:14 am

Yes, yes I did confuse it for yours and I humply apologize.

Comment by Bran — May 5, 2008 @ 1:03 am

*humbly

Comment by Bran — May 5, 2008 @ 1:04 am

^^^LOL

Comment by Jaypeezy — May 5, 2008 @ 1:08 am

NO MORE PLASTIC CRAP FOR FFS

Comment by Mack — May 5, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

A conundrum cake.

Comment by flintlocke — April 10, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

That cake may be a lie, but it’s a delicious and brilliantly funny lie.

Comment by NumberSix — April 10, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

A fancypants cake, to be sure. I would rather eat the sammich.

Comment by suicydking — April 10, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

now eat the sammich so you can die faster

Comment by TGGeko — April 10, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

Thats no fish,
Thats a space sturgeon.

Comment by NumberSix — April 10, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

Come back here man, give me my daughter.

Comment by Caio — April 10, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

My first underwater lair is getting a window like that. And one of those fish, too.

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — April 10, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

Is that from a video game or a movie? Either way, I’d like to know. Looks kinda creepy.

Comment by wookie_x — April 10, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

OK, not from a movie or a video game. I did a li’l digging and found the artists website.

http://www.tyranx.com/

Dude does some excellent work!

Comment by wookie_x — April 10, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

There’s always a bigger fish.

Comment by Sikras — April 10, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

It almost looks like a mudkip

Comment by Jaypeezy — April 11, 2008 @ 1:45 am

My Antivirus didn’t like that link. Says infected with Trojan-Clicker.html.iframe.ee

Comment by mistergreen — April 11, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

Yeah, the fucker’s site has infostealing software on it. Hope he gets herpes.

Comment by garbledxmission — April 18, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

Needs a random white guy.

Comment by RSIxidor — April 10, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

10/10

Comment by w0x — April 10, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

@RSI: Bottom left corner.

Comment by Caio — April 10, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

Didn’t notice until enlarged it.

Comment by RSIxidor — April 10, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

George isn’t exactly a ‘random’ white guy, but close enough.

BTW, if this was an actual game, I would buy it yesterday.

Comment by suicydking — April 10, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

I lawled.

Comment by flintlocke — April 10, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

Haha great antidote to Dr Philth on the front page.

It would be pretty damn hard a game, too.

Lol “Karma”

Comment by Brevity Truta — April 10, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

Sitar is fucking amazing, but It takes like 20 years to learn to play, Also, plastic guitar with thirty buttons would = Win

Comment by JoeCrow — April 10, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

Same designer as the gherkin?

Comment by numb7rs — April 10, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

Giant Phallus?

Comment by roamingidiot — April 10, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

Maybe both the designer and tenets of the building are compensating for something?

Comment by MrPsychic — April 10, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

They don’t make them anymore

Comment by ohmybob — March 30, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

maybe you can get it on ebay?

Comment by redxblack — March 30, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

YES!!! this would go perfect with my new hello kitty hoodie!!!
**looks on ebay**

Comment by vutterfly — March 30, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

Actually, Sanrio has put them back on the market, and in all sorts of fun colours. Before, they were licensed out to a third party vendor, and some sort of legal battle had ensued.
Now Sanrio has decided that this is too much of a cash cow to let them not sell them.

Comment by souen — March 30, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

is dat some pedobear?

Comment by natedog — March 30, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

Dam it, I want one asap…

Comment by Venus — May 19, 2008 @ 2:17 am

lol, thought it was a joke at first, but Mr.Wiki says it’s just another part of MS trying to compete in every division possible..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverlight

Comment by lee7 — October 28, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

Haha, that’s exactly what was going through my head when I got shown the site a few days ago. It looks nice and all … but the the hell is it?

Comment by numb7rs — October 29, 2007 @ 4:30 am

it looks like its microsofts version for a flash player….thats just dumb

Comment by goforbroke — October 29, 2007 @ 10:11 am

Really, it just allows you to run C#, C++, maybe C, Visual C#, Visual Basic, and other .NET apps in a web browser. Pretty nice if you ask me.

Comment by Sublyme — October 30, 2007 @ 6:30 pm