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November 29, 2009 at 6:34 pm
No.
November 30, 2009 at 12:59 am
Please?
November 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Nope, beards are for:
a) child-molesters
b) terrorists
c) punk-ass hipsters that have no sense of personal hygiene.(Redundant, I know.)
November 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm
But Jesus had a beard, of all the Christians he is by far the coolest or no? Sean Connery has a beard. Lincoln, Da Vinci, Tiki God (I hope he still has it), Jack Daniels, TheAmazingAtheist, Wolverine, Brahms, Mike Patton, George A. Romero, Bud Spencer, Charles Bukowski, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Mr. Kesuke Miyagi, Tony Jaa in the new Ong Bak at least what we’ve seen from the short preview in Ong Bak 2, Frank Zappa (the thing on his chin counts, right), Saul Williams, Daniel Dennett, etc.
Just because there are stupid people who have beards doesn’t mean beards are stupid. You might as well stop wearing pants, wear your underwear on your head and change your name to Tryptophan. Because somewhere out there is a guy who wears pants with nothing on his head whose name is also _____ and he’s probably very much stupid.
November 30, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Touché. Those are some fine examples of stellar people with beards. I still maintain, that more often than not, those with beards or variants therof have an excessive douche content.
November 30, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Perhaps I should clarify that statement a little more, ie: In daily, average experiences.
November 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Haha ok I can work with that statement.
December 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I’m a douche and don’t have a beard…
December 2, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Then you must grow one. Immediately!
December 3, 2009 at 3:05 am
of course you dont have a beard, youre a lamb. you have some of the most hair, all over your body. silly lamb.
December 3, 2009 at 3:13 am
Does being scruffy count?
December 3, 2009 at 3:25 am
ABSOLUTELY.
December 3, 2009 at 5:44 am
I have a beard. I will leave it to history to determine if I’m a douche.
December 3, 2009 at 6:05 am
Sophie Madeleine “Beard Song” — www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q
THE BEARDS “If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums” — www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
Enjoy!Â
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December 4, 2009 at 5:14 am
That video makes 2 out of 3 of Tricknology’s points from #3 seem far more likely.
BTW IMHO at least one of those guys has a fake beard.
December 3, 2009 at 8:59 am
@dieAntagonista:
tweetphoto.com/5752415
December 3, 2009 at 9:12 am
HAhaha oh Tiki I adore you. Now that is one sexy and very clean looking beard. You’ve changed so much. For the better. Man this makes me want to use Twitter, it won’t let me give you a thumbs up otherwise!
I also enjoyed that beard song. Very lovely.
December 3, 2009 at 12:36 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE
December 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Mmmm beards are pure awesome. Also its great when your scruffy and women seem to enjoy rubbing themselves on your scruffiness.
December 4, 2009 at 5:16 am
My wife loves the way mine looked when it was full, but didn’t like the way it felt. Now I have a partial, and she’s happy. (And will kiss me again! 8^p )
December 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@nyokki
« www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE  »
You could’ve warned us to turn the sound off first!Â
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