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    Nope, beards are for:
    a) child-molesters
    b) terrorists
    c) punk-ass hipsters that have no sense of personal hygiene.(Redundant, I know.)


    But Jesus had a beard, of all the Christians he is by far the coolest or no? Sean Connery has a beard. Lincoln, Da Vinci, Tiki God (I hope he still has it), Jack Daniels, TheAmazingAtheist, Wolverine, Brahms, Mike Patton, George A. Romero, Bud Spencer, Charles Bukowski, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Mr. Kesuke Miyagi, Tony Jaa in the new Ong Bak at least what we’ve seen from the short preview in Ong Bak 2, Frank Zappa (the thing on his chin counts, right), Saul Williams, Daniel Dennett, etc.

    Just because there are stupid people who have beards doesn’t mean beards are stupid. You might as well stop wearing pants, wear your underwear on your head and change your name to Tryptophan. Because somewhere out there is a guy who wears pants with nothing on his head whose name is also _____ and he’s probably very much stupid.


    Touché. Those are some fine examples of stellar people with beards. I still maintain, that more often than not, those with beards or variants therof have an excessive douche content.


    Perhaps I should clarify that statement a little more, ie: In daily, average experiences.


    Haha ok I can work with that statement.


    I’m a douche and don’t have a beard…


    Then you must grow one. Immediately!


    of course you dont have a beard, youre a lamb. you have some of the most hair, all over your body. silly lamb.


    Does being scruffy count?




    I have a beard. I will leave it to history to determine if I’m a douche.

    Professor Ratbaggy

    Sophie Madeleine “Beard Song” —

    THE BEARDS “If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums” —

    Enjoy!  :o)


    That video makes 2 out of 3 of Tricknology’s points from #3 seem far more likely.

    BTW IMHO at least one of those guys has a fake beard.

    tiki god



    HAhaha oh Tiki I adore you. Now that is one sexy and very clean looking beard. You’ve changed so much. For the better. Man this makes me want to use Twitter, it won’t let me give you a thumbs up otherwise!

    I also enjoyed that beard song. Very lovely.



    Mmmm beards are pure awesome. Also its great when your scruffy and women seem to enjoy rubbing themselves on your scruffiness.


    My wife loves the way mine looked when it was full, but didn’t like the way it felt. Now I have a partial, and she’s happy. (And will kiss me again! 8^p )

    Professor Ratbaggy

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    You could’ve warned us to turn the sound off first!  :o)

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