My friend Pochi won the local costume contest (and a shitload of beer) by making a C3P-O out of cut-up Medalla Light (local beer) cans full with eyes and stomach parts that lit up.
I can’t say I was jealous of taking second place because even *I* was amazed by the costume. And since the prize was two boxes of Coors Light and drunk friends wanted to rape him for ’em (for tap water, sheesh)…
I won a cheap Barbie doll though.
Yeah, that’s a fantastic 3po. Some people are so imaginative. I’m not one of ’em.
Hmm Medalla Light is local beer to you Dreath? Are you in Puerto Rico?
I thought everyone knew I was the lonely puertorican librarian by now.
I want some of dat lonely Puerto Rican librarian. Pleeze.
That’s a hell of a lot of beer. Did he went to Mayagüez to buy them?