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14 Responses to Atheist Sex

  1. I never say that. Wait…I never have sex. I never WOULD say that.

  2. I usually say things like “Take my throbbing 2 inches! Take it all! You like that? F*ck me!”

    You have NO idea how hard it is to pronounce the *.

  3. I recite digits in the decimal expansion of pi. This is also a subtle alternative to the ‘alphabet method’ of preforming oral sex on a woman.

  4. Just because he’s dead is no reason to steal Bill Hicks jokes and make them into cheap cartoons.

  5. I simply cry out all the Hungarian god’s names. There like, 170 of them. In the First Heaven. Then it’s get a little crowded.

  6. Oh allah!

    DERKA

    DERKA

    JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    whew, corona?

  7. I think I’d like to try that, and REALLY throw the guy off. Of course, knowing the kind of guys I date, it’d probably just be a turn on. Disturbing.

  8. Science damn it that’s hot! I think I just PIed my pants a little.

  9. knogoodidleft wins this thread for making me poop a little.

  10. hah. i used to date a guy that would say random things just to make me laugh in the middle of it all. the only thing is, laughing kinda forces a guy out. of you, that is.

  11. But then you have the fun of putting it back in.

  12. “Oh Random Fluctuations in the Space Time Continuum!”

  13. “Fat and destiny, fate and destiny! Chemical chance, chemical chance!”

    Thank you, Mr Bill Hicks. :)




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