Atheist Sex

Posted on October 17, 2007 by the_duck
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    14 Responses to “Atheist Sex”

    1. PrometheusUnbound
      on October 17th, 2007 at 9:28 am

      I never say that. Wait…I never have sex. I never WOULD say that.

    2. wookie_x
      on October 17th, 2007 at 9:44 am

      I usually say things like “Take my throbbing 2 inches! Take it all! You like that? F*ck me!”

      You have NO idea how hard it is to pronounce the *.

    3. reboot
      on October 17th, 2007 at 10:35 am

      I recite digits in the decimal expansion of pi. This is also a subtle alternative to the ‘alphabet method’ of preforming oral sex on a woman.

    4. 42
      on October 17th, 2007 at 10:58 am

      Just because he’s dead is no reason to steal Bill Hicks jokes and make them into cheap cartoons.

    5. Hepathos
      on October 17th, 2007 at 11:11 am

      I simply cry out all the Hungarian god’s names. There like, 170 of them. In the First Heaven. Then it’s get a little crowded.

    6. w0x
      on October 17th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

      Woah.

      Woah.

    7. knogoodidleft
      on October 17th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

      Oh allah!

      DERKA

      DERKA

      JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      whew, corona?

    8. ladyoftheorb
      on October 17th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

      I think I’d like to try that, and REALLY throw the guy off. Of course, knowing the kind of guys I date, it’d probably just be a turn on. Disturbing.

    9. garbledxmission
      on October 17th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

      Science damn it that’s hot! I think I just PIed my pants a little.

    10. Kerry
      on October 17th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

      knogoodidleft wins this thread for making me poop a little.

    11. brutal_fashion
      on October 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

      hah. i used to date a guy that would say random things just to make me laugh in the middle of it all. the only thing is, laughing kinda forces a guy out. of you, that is.

    12. RSIxidor
      on October 17th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

      But then you have the fun of putting it back in.

    13. Thracian
      on October 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

      “Oh Random Fluctuations in the Space Time Continuum!”

    14. Apocraphilia
      on October 17th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

      “Fat and destiny, fate and destiny! Chemical chance, chemical chance!”

      Thank you, Mr Bill Hicks. :)

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