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    PrometheusUnbound
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    PrometheusUnbound

    I never say that. Wait…I never have sex. I never WOULD say that.

    wookie_x
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    I usually say things like “Take my throbbing 2 inches! Take it all! You like that? F*ck me!”

    You have NO idea how hard it is to pronounce the *.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
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    I recite digits in the decimal expansion of pi. This is also a subtle alternative to the ‘alphabet method’ of preforming oral sex on a woman.

    42
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    Just because he’s dead is no reason to steal Bill Hicks jokes and make them into cheap cartoons.

    Hepathos
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    I simply cry out all the Hungarian god’s names. There like, 170 of them. In the First Heaven. Then it’s get a little crowded.

    w0x
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    Woah.

    Woah.

    knogoodidleft
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    Oh allah!

    DERKA

    DERKA

    JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    whew, corona?

    ladyoftheorb
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    I think I’d like to try that, and REALLY throw the guy off. Of course, knowing the kind of guys I date, it’d probably just be a turn on. Disturbing.

    garbledxmission
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    Science damn it that’s hot! I think I just PIed my pants a little.

    Kerry
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    Kerry

    knogoodidleft wins this thread for making me poop a little.

    brutal_fashion
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    hah. i used to date a guy that would say random things just to make me laugh in the middle of it all. the only thing is, laughing kinda forces a guy out. of you, that is.

    RSIxidor
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    But then you have the fun of putting it back in.

    Thracian
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    “Oh Random Fluctuations in the Space Time Continuum!”

    Apocraphilia
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    Apocraphilia

    “Fat and destiny, fate and destiny! Chemical chance, chemical chance!”

    Thank you, Mr Bill Hicks. 🙂



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