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I am tempted to look in a Bible and say ‘HAH! YOU’RE WRONG!! IT DOESN’T HAPPEN ON 681!!!’
If I were a christians and hasd a bible… I would look on that page to see if it’s true…
HE DOESNT! i actually checked. in two different versions of the bible. im too lazy to actually find where he does
He dies 4 times. Once in each of the first 4 books of the new testament (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John). They each tell the story slightly differently, but I’m sure that an all knowing, all powerful being can fix that at some point.
l2read. they tailor the story towards different groups of people.
Wow, Alec, I bet you think you were making an amazing point there. But you fucking failed.
Three of the books give, in detail, the exact same story with only a few trifling differences. The Gospel of John says Jesus carried his own cross and the other three say it was carried for him. Wow, I guess that disproves all religion.
There are plenty of places the bible contradicts itself. In fact, thousands of places. But if you really want to get that bitchy teen angstheist thing going, you’re going to have to do at least a slight amount of research, or google one of the million sites on that very topic.
HE DOESNT! i actually checked. in two different versions of the bible. im too lazy to actually find where he does
It must be because you haven’t the appropriate edition of the Bible certified and approved by the Lord Himself. Whichever that one is…
@Illuminatus: WIN!