Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’
Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’
To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’
-Tony Gladstone
Two things I get from this letter to the editor: Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.
This is an urban legend, still funny none the less
don’t you see, those cops were pulling some little girl from a well. Now that little girl is dead cause of a weed wacker. 🙁
Good Way To Get Things Done, Ina Hurry
Urban Legend? The same thing happened to me only I sodomized them with my Milwaukee Sawzall. This shit really does happen.
hahahahaha