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  • Bible Bar

    For when you feel empty inside, put a little Bible Bar into your mouth!

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    Pluto Ain’t No Astroid (but it’s about time it isn’t a planet)

    Ok, so I lost a word from the phrase “my very earnest mother just served us nine pies”, but I’ll get over it. But some people won’t:

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    For more information

    [EDIT]

    I’ve been informed it’s from a rather interesting Worth 1000 contest, but oddly enough, the one that I found off of the livejournal feed doesn’t have the worth1000 watermark…hmmmm…

    Bunny Fuckers

    Cause two dude dress up like bunnies fucking each other is awesome:

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    Masturbation Kit

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    “You can’t trust anyone these days…even yourself!”

    Aunt May’s Sticky Surprise

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    Oh, Aunt May, was it really so long ago, you’ve forgotten how sticky it can get?

    Shining Knight

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    Hardcore chrome madness!

    YouTube 404 Error

    Was browing YouTube a few days ago (to see all that Ghost Riding going on) and I ran into this cute 404 error:

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    Click the [] unclog button, or try again later.

    Make sure that the Web site address displayed in the address bar of your browswer is spelled andn formatted correctly, including all stutters.

    What has happened to your personal internet? If your staff sent you internet Friday, you got it yesterday. Why?

    The internet is not a big truck; Windows can check your Tube Connection Settings to make sure that your computer is set to put your message into the tubes, and not to dump.

    Click the Back Button to try another tube.

    Future Security Measures

    In the not so far future for air-travel:

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    At what point do we just say “ok, alright already, the terrorists have won”? Personally, it was the point that they started to search my shoes for explosives.  Even if you wear sandles.

    Michael Jackson’s Rub N’ Play Transfers

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    Rub ’em here! Rub ’em There! Rub ’em EVERYWHERE! (Ages 3 and up)

    Ninja Cafe

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    WHere youcan get Sushi, Oyster, Crab Cake, and Fish Chip! (with a side of CLAM!)

    Girl With Big Guns

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    I was going to upload this based on the lone fact that it’s a girl with a couple of hot looking guns, then I notice the ammo magazines, and how they’re…funky. Anyone know what the story is on these? Why are they going in at a 90 degree angle?

    Blac Man

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    Penis Mushrooms

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    They’re mushrooms shaped like lil penises!

    Gay Confederates

    Got this one from Fark:

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    Anime Fan Gone Too Far!

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    Yeah, so um, what the fuck?

    Snakes On An Arm

    Snakes on a plane, on an Arm:

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  • Sofa King

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    Press Any Key

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    The Fuck It Key

    Another Wolverine Piercing

    Remember this? Well here’s another one!

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    [edit]

    I put this up, and then 20 minutes later was reading boing boing…and it’s up there too!

    Dodge = Pussy?

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    Helpful Clippy

    He’s just so helpful!

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    The Prayer Antenna

    First, the picture:

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    Then a brief description from the website I got the picture from:

    The Prayer Antenna is part of a series of Religious Technological Artifacts that I am making. The Antenna receives signals from God (yes, your God). The Antenna currently takes the form of a surplus / thrift-store motor-cycle helmet (or similar) that is ornately ordained and fitted with sufficient technology to receive signals. The helmet bristles like a porcupine with many different antennas. The visor is blacked out. Integrated headphones allow the worshipper to experience the signals. Sufficient controls allow the worshipper to tune the signals. The helmet is mounted to the wall on an ornate arm (at around waist level) and a small kneeling stool is provided (like a prayer kneeler). To use the Antenna the worshipper must kneel on the stool and inset their head into the helmet. The wall and surrounding are painted with a decorative pattern.

    And then I saw, wtf?

    Dune Wallpaper

    My current Wallpaper:

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    God The Father Action Figure

    First, there was the Jesus Christ Action Figure.

    Now, I happily present to you God The Father!

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    “with kalashnikov AK-47

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    hallowed cloak of invulnerability “

    So why does the almighty god need a cloak of invulnerability?

    Poor Cockroaches

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    PLEASE
    Don’t throw
    your cigarette ends
    on the floor,
    the cockroaches
    are getting cancer

    Yo Yo, fo shizzle my nizzle, I got yo grill rite er Boooooi

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    Looks like McDonalds is trying too hard again.

    Racist Stereotype

    Today’s lesson:

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    Stereotypes are there for a reason

    And with that little instructional, I’m hungry for some watermellon!

    Emos

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    Now, with 25% more added angst,
    The only cerial that understands you
    and a Free Razor to prove your hardcore!

    Care Bear WTF

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    because I’m always on sites like space_ghetto and 4chan, I’m used to the sick shit in the world, but this one made me laugh and say “WTF”.
    WTF indeed.

    Chinese Doritos

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    Anyone know if these are for real? WTF is going on here?

    No Fun Being Dead

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    I have no clue what these were for, but I can imagine that it was for either a anti-drug, anti-drinking, or
    anti-depression campain of some sort. Sadly, the url listed on it is a link farm now 🙁

    [EDIT] Looks like I was wrong, nofunbeingdead.com actually does work.

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    Everyone’s Pal

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    You may think she’s your “gal”,

    But she may be everyone’s pal.

    All women are filthy, lying whores.

    Lion Warning Box

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    A Lion!
    Quick! Get in the car!

    Cthulhu Crouches

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    The Last Happy Meal

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    Moving Spheres

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    The Eyes of House

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    Got to watch TV for the first time in a few months, and caught a couple episodes of House, and I’ll have to admit, I liked it.

    Dr Tran is WIN!

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    I love Dr Tran!