hello kitty pizzas

zomg i wish this pic came with instructions

RPS

barbie

buy your daughter’s transformers figures instead of barbies
that way when they grow up they’ll want to turn into a truck instead of an anorexic model

cupcakes

nom

chocolate

batman doesn’t like it

whipped lightning

alcohol-infused whipped cream (or “whipahol,” if you will) in a variety of party-starting flavors such as strawberry colada, spiced vanilla, and the limited edition pumpkin pie.

More than Hank Hill!

Brookside Convenience Store: We sell more propane than Hank Hill

Damn Misty you so fine

France Is Bacon

Wanna drink?

“Just like baby mouse wine, snake liquors from South East Asia are also considered cures for a variety of ailments, including impotence, back and muscle pain and hair loss (below left). These drinks usually contain highly poisonous snakes, such as cobras.”
“If snakes aren’t really for you, how about scorpions and spiders? This distilled rice grain vodka from Thailand, complete with a farm raised scorpion, is banana flavoured and sweetened with sugar cane.”
www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/07/worlds-strongest-drinks-strange-liquor.html

Lovers Lane IS a dead end

Found in Florida

Jessica Rabbit

Officially Recognized Longcat

The caption reads:
Robin Henderson stretches out her Maine Coon cat, Stewie, outside of her home in Reno, Nev. Stewie, a five-year-old Maine Coon owned by Hendrickson and Erik Brandsness, has been accepted by Guinness World Records as the world’s longest cat at 48.5 inches.

page two is there, it just doesn’t like you

last couple of days/weeks/whatever people have been complaining that “page two” is giving them a 404 error.

I’ve disabled caching of 404 pages to see if that helps it.

Pac-Man after death

Magneto

Kitty mini pizzas

I am perfect…

Fucks given today

Rainbow eating cloud

Sandtrooper

The no-hair hawk

Knitting and sewing

David Inception

Doctor Who graph

He-Man turns you gay

Minecraft

Coke please

Paranormal activity alternate ending

Caution – Adam West

Europe vs. America

You are not allowed in my fort

Flying poop

sup sexy

like what you see?

Stoner comics

Fruit fun

I see what you did there

how to kill casemods

Nk sticks RSI

heehee he ran around like an idiot trying to get away from the sticky.

My Costume for Halloween

I decided to join since my costume turned out well enough to post.

Revenge

it comes fast

Vertigo

not an excuse not to jack someone.

Got your ass

fish bowl helmet

its one giant target

Random photos

from 1x.com. Looks like “artists post their stuff here. Some of the stuff is clearly shopped. Most, but not all is SFW, and you don’t know what is going to load, so I’d have to call the site NSFW.

Where is this

I have no idea

Nimoy’s telescope.

freshphotons.tumblr.com/page/1

A cabbie picks up a nun

She gets into the cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes!, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

via BnP.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Brazilian Ace

“Egon Albrecht (19 May 1918 – 25 August 1944) was a German* Luftwaffe ace and recipient of the Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross during World War II. Albrecht claimed 25 aerial victories, 10 over the Western Front and 15 over the Eastern Front. The Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross was awarded to recognise extreme battlefield bravery or successful military leadership.”
*Place of birth: Curitiba, Brazil.
What a shame… 🙁

My Costume

i think if your an adult swim fan you would know who i am