Portal Bookends

These officially licensed Portal Bookends not only feature test subjects going through orange and blue portals, but they also really, actually, pretty much keep your books in order! The left side features half of a test subject going through an orange portal while the right side features the other half of the test subject coming out the blue portal. Bookends make for a great conversation starter! Imagine all the great conversations this piece will inspire! Don’t be the guy or gal that misses out on this slick pair of Portal bookends. If you happen to be a test subject at Aperture Science, you’re probably going to need these anyway. Bookends measure 5-inches tall x 4-inches wide x 2 1/4-inches long.

via Entertainment Earth.

fairy

Hogwarts Express

dire tornado

Ms. Yuri

Serenity 1:400 Scale Desk Model

KAYLEE – You’re gonna come with us.
BOOK – Excuse me?
KAYLEE – You like ships. You don’t seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine’s the nicest.
BOOK – She don’t look like much.

Not exactly large, looks like it’s about the same size as a deck of playing cards, but it sure is pretty.
via ThinkGeek.

chick with gun from halo

Iron Fist hates fisting..

fitting in

bite the ballon

lol smart asians

whale of a story

pig fucker

Spinning RGB LED Ball

I’m trippin balls.

BALLS.

hand laser

bus station

side ways water

little kid lover

My Little Babes

boners are magic

cookie physics

why no cookies?

Thor meets hitler

dancing zebra

end of the world

out of the car

pandas

glossy lips

tina fey

Amy hair

share the load

blinky de blink

georgian lodge

I have a wife ans kids…

most hated person

music level

sleepin dogs

bus ride

L’oreal

I hate very thing

cat thing

spartans

bipedal tank

lightning’s armor

blue barry breakfast

Matt Damon

robot elf

iceburg

global warming what a joke

snail tank

alice looks to the left

monk walks

GRAMMER NAZI BOMBER

obama care