Bigfoot Captured

car trip

Dog Does One of the Most Impressive Tricks You’ll See

youtu.be/FzT3ULkO4DM

Early morning stretch

case smokes a cigar

youtu.be/mzWQKEzY5d4

i miss him

as something to laugh at

no homo

She knows

coexist

you have something on your chin

Shorts

Motorcycle

Fashion

GODZILLA

Spy review

Source: Amazon.com

Melissa McCarthy is turning out to be the female Kevin James.  Endearing, but fat.  Capable, but fat. Funny, but fat.  They have their fatness pointed out nearly every other scene, and I swear to god, I think McCarthy was wearing a fat suit for a couple of her computer screen scenes.  I would have enjoyed this much more if the fatness of the lead character wasn’t one of the main plot points, and if they had decided if she was actually confident and capable or was actually a bumbling and fat idiot.

Also, Jude Law’s receding hairline was incredibly distracting every time he was on screen.  He’s playing the sexy quasi 007 character and he couldn’t get a decent haircut for the movie?

DDT

DDT is good for me…

Bikini

COOL KIDS GET RICH

Gundam style

SPEECH THERAPIST

Chewie, Groot, and Hodor

Band Photo

National Bohemian

Space Shuttle

Dave

He’s a hugger

Pimpmobile

Lincoln

Pneuma : Breath of Life game review

Source: Xbox Games with Gold (also available on Steam)

This is a troubling game, not for the narration, but for the logical leaps that a few of the puzzle mechanics had that made me angry with the developers for making such stupid and obnoxious puzzles. You’ll be steaming along listening to one of the worst narrators since Minecraft had a 7 year old to do youtube videos in a “Let’s Play” and then suddenly you’ll find yourself facing a puzzle that literally has no way of being done until you skip it and go to the next room and try the next one. Out of frustration, you’ll just say fuck this shit and look up the solution on youtube, find another god damn 7 year old squeaking a solution at you. Turns out, you’re supposed to take the clues from room #1 and use them on the backwards puzzle pieces of Room #2, then do the same thing for the other room. I got stuck at the very FIRST closed door, because I didn’t realized that I had been solving puzzles up to that point. Honestly, I was just running towards them and they were opening, how in the fuck is it logical that they made those doors part of the puzzle? (spoiler: there was some widget that you had to have in your line of sight to open the doors, expect that up till the first closed one, the widgets were nearly on the damn doors themselves.)

There’s no possible way I would ever suggest this game for any amount of money, it too me only about 3 hours to get through it, and they were not quality hours at all.

Jump

Shark

Lightening reflexes

Shorts

The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’

Finger

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Official TV Spot #1 (2015)

Pick One

How do you like them apples?

Vitamin Donuts

RIP Gunnar Hansen – Farewell Leatherface

MONDAY

Tattoo

Camper

Porsche

WINTER IS COMING

FancySteamTikiDoor

Jump

brunette

Choppers

Side Car

Truck

Truck

FORD

Claustrophobic Pool

that’s got to be one noising fucking room

batcat

Tea Rex

Tiger Tug