Biden Would “Go Down Fast and Hard,” Says Borderline-Obese 71-Year-Old With Bone Spurs

Well, this is all got super stupid, super quickly.

One Punch Motorcycle

John Dowd Resigns as Trump’s Lead Lawyer in Mueller Probe

John Dowd resigned as Donald Trump’s lead attorney against Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe as the president’s impatience grows over the intensifying inquiry into possible collusion in the 2016 election.

Classic Wolverine vs Ninjas

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Leader of Tallahassee hate group arrested after FBI raid

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (WTXL) – The FBI

This is happening right here in my home town, what the fuuuuuck

Leg problems

Deadpool 2 The Trailer

No computer coffee

Nightflyers First Look SYFY

Snow Bus

The Mummy review

Deep in the Egyptian desert, a handful of people searching for a long-lost treasure have just unearthed a 3,000 year old legacy of terror.

Two reviews here, one for the movie (which is excellent and still holds up very well) and one for the Universal Home Media Entertainment digital redemption system.

The movie first: Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are absolute perfection in this loose remake of the original Mummy film from 1932, with modern
/ late 90’s CGI and a great story and acting that I really can’t find many flaws in, other than some of the unfortunate computer aided special effects looking obvious next to the fantastic practical effects. I <3 Brendan Fraser!

That being said, the redemption of the code for this movie was a bit of a nightmare to figure out. You get a slip that has the code, which tells you to go to www.uphe.com/redeem/ to redeem your code. Plug in your code, it’ll find your movie (4k/HD/SD included per this screen), then you hit a snag on the “next” screen where it asks you to select a retailer or select a digital redemption source, Flixter and iTunes respectively are the only choices on this screen. Selecting flixter sends you to a page that tells you that Flixter is no more, RIP and maybe you can try your luck at VUDU, which of course the code doesn’t work at all on their site. Backing up to the beginning of the process if you were to select itunes, it’ll redeem the code just fine, but then you find out that your 4k code is only redeeming as HD, so you’re forced to watch the fuzzy and nearly unwatchable HD stream instead of the 4k stream. Sarcasm aside, I reached out to Apple support who I’m still playing ping pong with via email, I don’t think they even offer the movie as a 4k stream, so I’m frustrated that they were the only viable choice for redeeming the digital code.

Tails Cosplay Instructions

Star Trek The Next Generation Q&ampA Review by Boldlygo

BoldyGo has posted a new review for Star Trek: the Next Generation: Q&A

That said, DeCandido set a monumental task before himself with this novel, and he 100% delivers upon it. The plot device he uses is both large enough to justify its existence, and delicate enough to not encroach on the episodes it references. While these novels may not be ‘CANON’ this novel now provides my definitive head-canon for Q’s motivations; It, in the best way possible, changed the way I view a character I’ve known my entire life for the better. Anyone who’s a Q fan should read this novel…

from www.startrekbookclub.com/4695/star-trek-the-next-generation-qa-review-by-boldlygo/

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Trial Begins for Couple Who Killed Toddler By Treating Her Pneumonia With Prayer

They deserve a harsh sentence.

They deserve to die.

Star Wars The Last Jedi review

The Star Wars saga continues in The Last Jedi as the heroes and galactic legends go on an epic adventure unlocking mysteries of the Force and shocking revelations of the past.

This is an enjoyable movie, just as long as you know next to nothing about the Star Wars universe. If you do, boy howdy are there are some problems going on here that were started as small problems in The Force Awakens and only get worse in this sequel. The problems I had with TLJ:

1. Way too short of a time period being covered in the movie, it’s only about 72 hours of actual in universe time from the moment Rey meets Luke to the confrontation on the red dust planet.
2. Now they’re concerned about fuel? Why now? Also, what happened to the rest of the Galactic fleet? Where’s the New Republic?
3. The entire side adventure with Rose and Finn is dumb dumb dumb and only serves to distract from the main story that’s going on.
4. The fresh milk scene.  WTF no thanks.

Daddys Home 2 review

When it comes to raising their kids, Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) and Brad (Will Ferrell) finally have this co-parenting thing down. That is, until their dads come to town, putting their newfound partnership to the ultimate test in this hilarious comedy.

This scene came across reddit the other week and man that blew me away. Turns out the movie was only $2 for an itunes code!

It was very funny and I enjoyed seeing all these guys working off each other’s energy, it’s a great family christmas movie that I can see myself watching annually.

Star Trek Online ‘Victory is Life’ Expansion Teaser

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USS Fitzgerald collision deaths ruled negligent homicide by Japanese Coast Guard

Bridge officers on both ACX Crystal and Fitzgerald could face criminal charges in Japan.

Any Key

Stardust review

Escape into the enchanted world of chivalry and romance in Stardust, an epic tale starring Claire Danes with Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro.

Michelle Pfeiffer absolutely killed it as a dark witch hunting a fallen star, I absolutely loved her performance here, along with the makeup and special effects that were used to age / de-age her so many times.

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Lara Croft Tomb Raider review

Video game adventurer Lara Croft comes to life in a movie where she races against time and villains to recover powerful ancient artifacts.

It’s been years and years since I’ve seen this movie and despite it’s release date being firmly in 2001, it has a distinct 90’s flair to it. I only went back to watch this one because of the reboot and because it was on Netflix and we were all amped up to watch more Tomb Raiders doing their thing.

Cheesy Bread

Cenotes El Pit Mexico

The south will ride up again

If they’re too young to buy guns

Mortgage Roller Coaster

Elizabeth Turner

Ava Addams cleaning my kitchen

Office Printer

I have a theory that an overzealous work culture is the cause for the low panda birthrate.  Probably. Okay, probably not…

As a Navy Vet

Level 92 Kirk Hamilton Kotaku

Kirk Hamilton is the Editor-At-Large for Kotaku.com, and he’s always been a huge fan of music in games. He studied jazz at the University of Miami, and ended up out in the Bay Area being a saxophonist for a while and teaching music. I’ve always enjoyed talking with Kirk about game music, so I asked him on to talk about what some of his more recent favorites are lately.

Patrons, you’ll have access to a bonus clip of Kirk and I talking about playing Destiny 2, which was a lot newer when we spoke last year.

Kirk is great – I’m glad he loves game music so much

PLAYLIST:
“Riding (Day)” from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wildby Manaka Kataoka and Yasuaki Iwata
“Blood of Villain” from Persona 5 by Shoji Meguro
“Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There” from Persona 5 by Shoji Meguro
“Alleycat” from Persona 5 by Shoji Meguro
“Introduction” from Cuphead by Kristofer Maddigan
“Carnival Kerfuffle” from Cuphead by Kristofer Maddigan
“March” from Inside by Martin Stig Andersen
“Shockwave” from Inside by Martin Stig Andersen
“Submarine” from Inside by Martin Stig Andersen
“Online Lobby (Ika Jamaica 2)” from Splatoon 2 by Toru Minegishi and Shiho Fujii
“Inkoming! Testfire Version” from Splatoon 2 by Toru Minegishi and Shiho Fujii
“Ebb & Flow (Off the Hook) Splatfest Battle Theme” from Splatoon 2 by Toru Minegishi and Shiho Fujii
“Once Upon a Time” from Undertale by Toby Fox
“Here We Are” from Undertale by Toby Fox
“Memory” from Undertale by Toby Fox
“Fallen Down” from Undertale by Toby Fox
“Main Theme” from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wildby Manaka Kataoka and Yasuaki Iwata
“Guardian Battle” from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild by Manaka Kataoka and Yasuaki Iwata
“Riding (Day)” from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wildby Manaka Kataoka and Yasuaki Iwata
“Riding (Night)” from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wildby Manaka Kataoka and Yasuaki Iwata
“Kakariko Village (Day)” from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild by Manaka Kataoka and Yasuaki Iwata
“Rivers in the Desert” from Persona 5 by Shoji Meguro
“Gamer Press Theme” by Samuel Keenan

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Spidey Schools Out

“Interview With An Applicant” – Sketch Comedy

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Hits review

HITS is a dark comedy exploring the nature of fame in 21st Century YouTube America. The film takes place in a small town in upstate New York populated by people who trade in unrealistic expectations. It’s a story in which fame, delusion, earnestness, and recklessness meet, shake hands, and disrupt the lives around them

A dark dark comedy about fortune, fame, social media, and how people try to capture all three buy leveraging what little they have. It gets pretty dark at the end, but it was an enjoyable journey.

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Streaming Netflix movies in 1995

Demi on a throne

SOPA Cabana by Dan Bull

Pissed away immortality

Trump furious over leak of warning to not congratulate Putin

President Donald Trump was infuriated after it quickly leaked that he had been directly instructed by his national security advisers in briefing materials not to congratulate Russian President Vladimir Putin on his recent election victory during their call Tuesday morning, a source familiar with the President

I was listening to Rush Limbaugh today to see what the wacky right wing was saying, and he was more upset that someone leaked the ALL CAPS warning to not congratulate the Russians than he was that our President was congratulating a near dictator on his fraudulent victory of a shame election.

Levelling Up

Fitz and the Tantrums – Fool Official Video

Unarmed black man shot to death in own backyard

Sacramento police fatally shot a 22-year-old black man holding a cell phone that was mistaken for a weapon.

Doctor Fears