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Comic Review for week of January 30 2019

These comics remind me a lot of comics from the 70’s and 80s, for all the right reasons, including that glorious price.

Still no delivery from Diamond for this issue. 

This is the final issue in a series that I never felt found its feet but none the less had fantastic ideas and art. 

This entire mini series has been peppered with amazing art, a poor story, and art that’s repeated 9 times on a single page.  

I think this is only my second issue of this series, so I’m pretty lost.

Final issue of the first story arc and wow this is great comic book horror.  I look forward to the next arc in a couple months.

No idea, but it wasn’t terrible.

50 pages for $18, not worth it at all.  I regret buying this an urge you to not waste your money.  The cover for this comic was thicker than the pages were!

I didn’t realize this was a mini series, but this was the last issue of it.  It felt rushed and left all sorts of plot threads just hanging around out there, so I’m sure there will be a sequel. 

It’s just a preview of stuff that’s coming up.  I’m going to stop getting these because they’re nearly pointless at this point in time. 

Frustratingly enough, the story that interested me was how Lois Lane fell in love with Darkseid.  Guess what story wasn’t in here?  There’s a couple others that by far make up for the insult of advertising an interesting story on the cover and not even mentioning it inside.

I’m done with these adaptations, they’re just so lifeless and pointless.

I’m not a fan of what’s going on here.  The concept at it’s root is pretty cool, but it just feels so contrived that I nearly broke an eyeball whilst rolling it every other page.

Flight of the falcon continues!  Han finally gets shot at …again!

Doctor Aphra’s adventures with the burder bot continue.

Frank is still imprisoned in a soon to be new country and I have to say I’m really interested in seeing how they’re going to resolve this.  My money is that everyone gets away and there are no major deaths.  Major props to Marvel for referencing content from the original Punisher run though!

One of the most gimmicky things comics has ever done is the 3d glasses art style, and like a sucker, I went and bought this one for way too much money.  The effect is nearly ruined by the red part of the glasses being too dark, and none of the character’s personalities are recognizable to their modern versions, but it was still a fun read, and a reminder that I should stop buying into gimmick books just to say I experienced the stupid gimmick.

Kaley Cuoco when she was 31

pasta noodles

middle fingers and whiskey

Dr. Stranger Things

Clara Lee throwing out an entire game

ladies in the snow

Vedka Lover

unqiue nose ring

I don’t get it, but whatever, it’s interesting and it’s here and it’s through her face OH MY GOD.

armed hottie

LOOK OUT

window cat

Astronaut Man

hair eaters

fender bender with no pants on

Evangeline Lilly showing off

Deadpool Avengers Leak

Detective Comics 1000

Sand Towers

Youtube wants to remove the dislike button

Comments should be the first thing to go, not the up/down voting

obama’s helmet is better than trumps

Doom Patrol

IP Address Owners

Shocked Pikachu

Breathing Is A Choice

Alone, James Zapata

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Spay & Neuter your tribble

Jamie Chung

Pepsi Lies

Glue Gun Fashion

Saint Bortus

Mark V [B] Armour Set, Jacob Klobucar

For a bit of time I have been creating this armour set for a fan-game called Installation 01. Concept art was created by Geoff Herndon: www.artstation.com/tekka_croe

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Thanks, Jeff M

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the invention of sour cream

Star Wars Celebration 2019

bother cat

What is your favourite pokemon?

Patton Oswalt – The Insanity Of Faith

From his video, Finest Hour.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Homework

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Mastodon – Show Yourself Official Music Video

New Album ‘Emperor of Sand’ out now. Album Bundles â?? wbr.ec/eosbundles Google – wbr.ec/eosg Spotify – wbr.ec/eoss Amazon – wb…

Mastodon – The Motherload Official Video

DOWNLOAD NOW: Once More ‘Round The Sun featuring “The Motherload” is now available worldwide at smarturl.it/omrts. Directed by Jonathan Rej & Thomas B…

Elizabeth Warren apologizes for calling herself Native American

Sigh. A few thoughts. First, yeah, she was in the wrong to do this even if she was under the impression that she had some native american blood in her. Second, if Trump had been caught doing this, …

He would have been heralded as a savior of the “poor indians”

Entrapment

Following the theft of a valuable piece of artwork, Gin Baker, an insurance agent, convinces her employers to allow her to befriend an aging master thief, in order to better protect their clients.

Such a fantastic movie with obvious salacious elements, but it came out at a formative time in my life (13!) and at the height of Catherine Zeta Jones’ career, in my mind at least. This was also one of the last films that Sean Connery was in, and one of the first films that I remember with Ving Rhames. There’s some previous obvious and hilarious filters being used when CZJ is on the screen and it’s jarring to see during her bath and forth with Connery in a couple scenes, almost like taking your glasses off and on for each cut.

There’s a list of things that really date the film, from the way they’re stealing money during the Y2k transition, to where there doing it at the “world’s tallest building”, to the CRT monitors that show up all over the place. To wrap it all up, it ended with a song by Seal.

I enjoyed it though, even with all the rough edges.

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Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues

Collect artifacts through the game to unlock more than 60 playable characters, including villains and supporting characters; enjoy character swapping and free-play abilities along with two-player drop-in, drop-out cooperative gameplay.

I had an absolute blast playing this, I’m pretty sure I got it with Games With Gold last year and it’s been sitting patiently on my xbox since then. I haven’t played the first one, but this one has 3 Crystal Skull story arcs, then one for each of the original movies. The Crystal skull stuff was amazing and fits in with the rest of the LEGO games pretty well, so this might be the best version of the game, where atomic powered flying refrigerators fit in with the rest of the crazy stuff that LEGO adds in. There’s some big changes to all the stories as it’s difficult to justify nazis in a LEGO game, or having enslaved children, but the changes are all for the better imho.

For a 10 year old game, it definitely holds up.

My Cousin Vinny

In MY COUSIN VINNY, lawyer Vincent Gambini fights heroically to save two clients who have everything against them — including the facts that Vinny isn’t from the area, has never been in a courtroom, and only passed the bar exam six weeks ago.

Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei were absolutely fantastic in this movie that I honestly don’t think would be able to be made today, if only because there’s so many damn cameras everywhere recording everything. Additionally, even backwoods Alabama would have a better legal system than what’s presented here, at least I’m assuming they would.

Regardless, I missed seeing this back in ’92, but I’m happy my wife suggested it to me, it was good to see Pesci in a wholesome role instead of as an angry / funny mobster.

They basically have nothing to do Trio of Republicans face life in exile

Duncan Hunter, Chris Collins and Steve King are on the sidelines after being stripped of their committee assignments.