The Flash Goes Fast

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    TGGeko

    too fast for electrons? wat? that would actually be faster then thought. you know, synapses and all that.

    tiki god

    uh, synapses are just electrical currents, which are just the movements of electrons.

    so no.

    the flash is faster then TIME.

    Guswut

    I hope he knows that there is a cop up ahead. Think about how cruddy a ticket THAT would be. 🙁

    Max

    The nice thing about the cop would be he’d never see the flash. The bad part is that the sonic boom would almost certainly kill him.

    munche

    Electrons really don’t move that fast. The impulse is what moves at light speed. Electrons, not so much.
    Hell, I think I could run faster than them.

    mgear

    The electrons in his brain are certainly moving faster than the electrons outside, because they’re in their own frame of reference blah blah. Basically they already carry his momentum, so he as a person can move faster than an electron and still think. It’s like how we’re all moving thru space at some thousands of meters per second, yet it’s easy for us to accellerate to a bit faster, because we’re in our own frame.

    Ando

    Mah flash is fast, foo’.

    AKircher

    I thought it said “Too fast for erections!” Whew! Had me worried, there!

    roamingidiot

    Hahaha Flash can’t get a BONER ^

    imandynan0

    Who would WANT a boner going that fast?

    Smedlorificus

    Ow, air resistance.

    TGGeko

    is there any joke that can be made funnier by misreading?

    TGGeko

    ^can’t

    Deleted_User

    Or mistyping apparently.

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