This entire setup is ridiculous. Archie could get into Bettie’s panties just by asking, and Veronica would follow suit just to be competitive. Moose needs to start jackhammering Midge the way only an athlete can. Reggie can continue jerking off to pictures of himself. Jughead will be found to be packing a 12 incher and the ladies will pay for all his dates at the burger shop just to ride his python.