The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.”

The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?”

The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go!”

via Tiki Humor https://www.tikiwebgroup.com/32057/a-snail-goes-to-a-used-car-lot-to-buy-a-car/