I’m a narcissist.

I have a constant need for attention.

I have low self-esteem.

I hate my life.

I want to kill my boss.

I am an alcoholic.

I’m in debt up to my eyeballs.

I wonder what the neighbors think.

I can’t afford health insurance.

I hate my husband.

I hate my wife.

Why did we have children?

I have an eating disorder.

My neighbor’s dog shits in the front yard.

I have manic depression.