Q: A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat

A:

A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.

It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND .”

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

from Tiki Humor https://www.tikiwebgroup.com/32009/a-blond-man-spies-a-letter-lying-on-his-doormat/