Of course no one will vote for him a third time because Obama will suspend the election on November 8th 2016, *and* declare martial law, *and* vote himself into power forever, *and* impose mandatory conversions to Islam, *and* force all white women to have abortions, *and* make gay sex the only legal kind of sex, *and* activate the Obamacare Death panels, *and* take guns away from lawful citizens to give them to Mexican rapists, *and* all that other crazy shit Repubs said for sure he was gonna do, although gee whiz, it’s getting kinda late in his second term so he should probably get started on that, yet strangely he hasn’t, maybe cuz he’s just biding his time and waiting for the right moment?