Personal space defender.

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Tired of being molested at Christmas parties? Get your hands on this little spider baby of a dress and shoo away those festive interlopers.

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    [quote]Tired of being molested at Christmas parties?[/quote]
    Don’t attend.
    Suing is fine too.

    Tired of Christmas Eve ?
    Don’t attend.

    Tired of Friday Football Festivity ?
    Don’t attend.


    Shoo me away? Are you kidding? This thing is sweet! They should make it issue a loud hissing noise too.

    One of its potential alternative uses would be playing grab ass in a dimly-lit home with your partner. I shall call that game… Dark Souls Grab Ass!

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