Don’t be fooled by Audrey’s demure looks. In real life she was much more earthy, sexual, and yes, even capable of making a smutty quip.

When she was a dancer in a review in England, one of the cast members adopted an stray tom cat who was constantly going out on the prowl at night for feline nooky. There was only one thing to be done. He had to have the snip. The snip was performed but he still had no name. Said cast member went around asking for suggestions. Finally he reached Audrey, who thought for a second then said, “Tomorrow.” The cast member looked confused. “Why Tomorrow?” “Because Tomorrow never cums,” replied Audrey.