Currently Bored.

I am currently bored out of my mind, someone entertain me.

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    Whatcha wearing??


    I was sitting at a set of lights in town and saw a standard nondescript 4 door car with an average woman behind the wheel. Nothing about the woman or the vehicle stood out, and if you asked me for any more information about either of them I just couldn’t do it. What did catch my eye, written in beautiful handwriting on the back window, were the words ‘Pirate Hooker’. I haven’t been able to get this out of my mind; at that moment I wanted to know everything about this woman. Is this a sports term? An inside joke? A film reference? Her occupation? If so, does that mean that she has additional responsibilities on the ship, or that she is just selective about her clientele? Frankly I’m pissed at my guidance councillor for not informing me that this was even a career option… it’s probably a step up from what I’m doing now.


    The ‘Pirate Hooker Floor Cleaner’ gig didn’t pan out… there are only so many times you can hear “swab me deck” in a year before you lose your shit. Turns out that number is ‘8’, and unfortunately pirate pillow talk is pretty limited.

    You’re married, make children.

    Dyon 86

    you could play with yourself.


    heres a joke

    why did hitler kill himself
    he finally received the gas bill

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