5 less utterly ridiculous ways to gain control of a company other than entering someones FUCKING DREAMS.

1. build a time machine, go back in time and buy all the stock from the company when its cheap.

2.build a golem of clay and have it kill all the families heirs.

3.sell your soul to the devil in exchange for the death of the owner but before he dies he signs all assets over to you, and no one will question it.

4.find a group of mad scientists to give you super powers and just take everything.

5.just hire a fucking hitman, like everyone else would, and kill the fucker.

…enter his dreams…please..

LET THE DOWN VOTES COMMENCE! (maybe ill make a record)